The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Jul 22, 2005 12:19:40 pm PDT #2307 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I'm getting a Pie in Cake for my birthday this year.

Pie IN cake? Cakey goodness surrounding PIE? Oh, my.


Lee - Jul 22, 2005 12:25:07 pm PDT #2308 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hi!

I had a crab enchilada for lunch. It was very yummy, even if it was ugly as sin, just like Steph's mom's cake. You know, the one that bit Fay's sister.


vw bug - Jul 22, 2005 12:29:42 pm PDT #2309 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ok. I'm signing off till after the party. I hope you all have a fabulous evening!


tommyrot - Jul 22, 2005 12:33:25 pm PDT #2310 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have fun! Wish Toto a happy b-day for me!


Cass - Jul 22, 2005 12:35:37 pm PDT #2311 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Crab enchiladas? Mmmm...

Happy Woofday, Toto!


Topic!Cindy - Jul 22, 2005 12:38:32 pm PDT #2312 of 10001
What is even happening?

vw, hope you, Toto and crew have a fabulous party. If you're worried the uglyass cake will ruin it, bring it over. I will hide it well, and truly.


erikaj - Jul 22, 2005 12:40:10 pm PDT #2313 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Never had...this seems wrong. Now, Fay, I didn't say no*body* would look good in someone's mouth. Just not food.


Fay - Jul 22, 2005 1:04:50 pm PDT #2314 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

You were very right, Erika. It just took me to a porny place, and I found that I liked it.

Ahem.

Since I have no coke or milk or juice in the flat, I have invented a beverage. I call it 'Dirty Chocolate Milk'. Or possibly 'Popped Cherry Chocolate Milk'. It is not Ugly Cake, but it is YUMMY.

1 can of condensed milk

some ice cubes

some Baskin Robbins vanilla icecream

Some chocolate syrup

Some more chocolate syrup

Some water

A few measures of cherry brandy.

Whizz everything together in the blender, serve with a straw and enjoy. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.


DavidS - Jul 22, 2005 1:07:01 pm PDT #2315 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Pssst! Fay is going to kill herself with bad cuisine. We might need an intervention.


Fay - Jul 22, 2005 1:08:43 pm PDT #2316 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

An alcoholic chocolate milkshake hardly consitutes cuisine, Hec.

considers diet

Although you're right, actually. And this was my dinner. With some salted popcorn.