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'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Jul 22, 2005 10:01:34 am PDT #2201 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

vw, cake with that much chocolate does not have to be pretty. It's what's inside that counts.

And there's no cake in the 'verse that could make people love you less. More, maybe, but no way less.


EpicTangent - Jul 22, 2005 10:02:52 am PDT #2202 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Okay, that's one cute tuxedo cat, Epic Tangent

Thanks! I almost named him Tuxedo, but I noticed the two black spots on the back of one of his white paws, so he became Domino.

vw, people will still love you if your cake is the ugliest thing in the galaxy.

Plus, I'm betting all kinds of nummy, even if less than aesthetically pleasing.


Scrappy - Jul 22, 2005 10:06:25 am PDT #2203 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

vw, what kind of horrible, judgemental people could you possibly know who would look badly at the person who worked hard making a fun party and delicious homemade cake for them? Come on, homemade cake is THE BOMB, no matter how it looks. I just can't imagine you could hang out with anyone who would react with anything but delight.


Maria - Jul 22, 2005 10:07:07 am PDT #2204 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Will someone remind me that people will still love me even if my cake is the ugliest thing on the planet?

vw, people will still love you because the person who baked the alleged ugliest cake on the planet is one of the most beautiful people, inside and out, that I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. So there.


DavidS - Jul 22, 2005 10:07:52 am PDT #2205 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This one's for erika. You gotta fight / for your right / to play baseball...........


DavidS - Jul 22, 2005 10:09:00 am PDT #2206 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

vw, I would never forgive you for serving me an ugly cake. NEVER! No human of conscience could. It is unforgiveable. In the course of human history, you have to take a stand for that which is good and right and against that which is cake and ugly. I think we all know where you should stand. Make the choice today.


juliana - Jul 22, 2005 10:09:07 am PDT #2207 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Will someone remind me that people will still love me even if my cake is the ugliest thing on the planet?

Hey, once it's cut, there ain't no cake that's pretty. It's all snorf, snorf, snorf.

Yes, of course people will love you, sillyhead.


vw bug - Jul 22, 2005 10:09:34 am PDT #2208 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

vw, what kind of horrible, judgemental people could you possibly know who would look badly at the person who worked hard making a fun party and delicious homemade cake for them? Come on, homemade cake is THE BOMB, no matter how it looks. I just can't imagine you could hang out with anyone who would react with anything but delight.

Just me. I hang out with me, and I'm that judgemental...of me, anyway...not anyone else. I know none of my friends are that way. I just...you know...I want it to be *perfect*.


DavidS - Jul 22, 2005 10:11:10 am PDT #2209 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just...you know...I want it to be *perfect*.

I've been meaning to talk to you about his... No wait, I've already talked to you about his like ninety jillion times.

Quit killing yourself over the false god of perfection!

Thank you, that is all.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 22, 2005 10:11:31 am PDT #2210 of 10001
What is even happening?

Will someone remind me that people will still love me even if my cake is the ugliest thing on the planet?

I'm not coming, because I knew you'd make an uglyass cake. Scott stayed out of work every day but Wednesday and today, so that I could tell the truth when I said he'd been out of work all week, and therefore escape looking at that horrible cake. Ugh. Why do I even know you?

How's it taste?