Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Jul 12, 2005 7:37:01 am PDT #173 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hil, fingers crossed.


-t - Jul 12, 2005 7:37:13 am PDT #174 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh hell, I think that's where DH's uncle and cousins live.

Hope yoru friend is okay, Hil.


Fay - Jul 12, 2005 7:37:47 am PDT #175 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

(Gotta agree that Great Rack would be a splendid name.)


Beverly - Jul 12, 2005 7:42:06 am PDT #176 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Hil, good thoughts for your friend.

I like Raquel. I've even called you Rachel, in person, and I still think of you--of your online persona--as Raquel or Raq.


Betsy HP - Jul 12, 2005 7:46:40 am PDT #177 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Ugh. Can I have a visa to another universe?

NEW YORK Noel Neff, an editor for the Weekly Reader newspaper for schoolchildren, was arrested in a mall parking lot for allegedly soliciting sex from a minor on the Internet.

Weekly frelling READER?

[link]


DavidS - Jul 12, 2005 7:47:20 am PDT #178 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

(Gotta agree that Great Rack would be a splendid name.)

Not as good as The Fragrant Todgers though.


§ ita § - Jul 12, 2005 7:48:21 am PDT #179 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've had the phrase "jammy dodger" stuck in my head for days. I vote Raquel change to that.


vw bug - Jul 12, 2005 7:51:16 am PDT #180 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, Hil. Shit.

My paper is crap. I'm at the top of page three, and it needs to be four pages. I feel some bullshit coming on.


DavidS - Jul 12, 2005 7:52:19 am PDT #181 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think Raquel's new name should not be Jammy Todger.

Perhaps, Eleganza Nocturnala! Sort of goth drag queen name.

Not that she's drag queenish - it just amuses me. Truth in advertising would require something like: Superhot Stylish Gracious Smartass. But that's a mouthful.


Fay - Jul 12, 2005 7:56:32 am PDT #182 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

But that's a mouthful.

...as is Jammy Todger.

(sorry, sorry, but someone had to say it)