Giles ,'Beneath You'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Also, all the women in Melbourne who have recently speed-dated: CRAXXY. Tonight's speed-daters had better get on the ball and right quick. glares all beady-eyed and menacing in the general direction of Australia
Tooooootally.
As a person who has been in the in-person company of Mr. tea, seriously, they're wacky not to get the fabulosity. Perhaps they slipped something crazy-making in the ladies drinks at the last shindig?
Rock like Slayer, Steph.
YOU DA MAN!
I'll be sure to tell Perkins that you don't suck, no matter what she claims.
Why does e-mail actually to me still make me feel loved? I think it's because I get 80 spams a day.
Oh, I also included some information on Christian Home Mortgages and Levitra, just for good measure.
I get cigs and Cialis...although maybe the spammers have noted my new antihero preference and are sort of pre-marketing for the tortured soul I've not met yet.
In Breaking News: I am a mean mean mean old lady.
yes.
Just ask The Cat Daniel. He came trotting in not five minutes ago, dragging something behind him, and retired under the coffee table. I hurried over to the coffee table and rescued the set of Mr Wolf ears (makeshift headband maybe five inches thick made of mysteryanimal fur, with surprisingly convincing ears made of mysteryanimalfur glued onto shapes cut from the base of a plastic bottle, complete with corner) before he could shag them.
The Cat Daniel is not impressed. I pointed out that the door was open, and that Maadi was full of real cats, and that he was welcome to go outside and get laid. He just pouted, and looked gloomily up at the bookshelf where his furry little almost-sex-toy had been hastily placed.
Somehow, I can picture this and it makes me laugh.
I'm not sure his girlfriend would agree.I am convinced there is a one rub free pass for the freshly shorn. Tell her it's a scientific experiment or something. Maybe she'll let you if it is for the sake of science.
I love the freshly cut feel of it. I used to have this friend whom I never oosted for but damn he had hair... If he grew it a little, the curls at the back of his neck were fun and when he cut it really short... I don't think I ever kept my hands off.
A woman at the supermarket today had a huge shiner. It intrigued me at the colors (it was still quite dark) worked really well with her complextion and hair. I don't think it will look as good in the yellow tones though.
and that he was welcome to go outside and get laid. He just pouted, and looked gloomily up at the bookshelfApparently he's got a kink for the mysteryfur.
Too funny.
Apparently he's got a kink for the mysteryfur.
Oh, baby. Don't we all.
Some just go for the smooth.
::bounce::
::bounce bounce bounce::
The potential umfriend? Just called and asked me to a movie tonight.
Meep.
::bounce::