Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jul 15, 2005 1:40:57 pm PDT #1178 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Why does e-mail actually to me still make me feel loved? I think it's because I get 80 spams a day.

Oh, I also included some information on Christian Home Mortgages and Levitra, just for good measure.


erikaj - Jul 15, 2005 1:53:17 pm PDT #1179 of 10001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

I get cigs and Cialis...although maybe the spammers have noted my new antihero preference and are sort of pre-marketing for the tortured soul I've not met yet.


Fay - Jul 15, 2005 1:53:41 pm PDT #1180 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

In Breaking News: I am a mean mean mean old lady.

yes.

Just ask The Cat Daniel. He came trotting in not five minutes ago, dragging something behind him, and retired under the coffee table. I hurried over to the coffee table and rescued the set of Mr Wolf ears (makeshift headband maybe five inches thick made of mysteryanimal fur, with surprisingly convincing ears made of mysteryanimalfur glued onto shapes cut from the base of a plastic bottle, complete with corner) before he could shag them.

The Cat Daniel is not impressed. I pointed out that the door was open, and that Maadi was full of real cats, and that he was welcome to go outside and get laid. He just pouted, and looked gloomily up at the bookshelf where his furry little almost-sex-toy had been hastily placed.


erikaj - Jul 15, 2005 1:55:10 pm PDT #1181 of 10001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Somehow, I can picture this and it makes me laugh.


Cass - Jul 15, 2005 1:56:50 pm PDT #1182 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'm not sure his girlfriend would agree.
I am convinced there is a one rub free pass for the freshly shorn. Tell her it's a scientific experiment or something. Maybe she'll let you if it is for the sake of science.

I love the freshly cut feel of it. I used to have this friend whom I never oosted for but damn he had hair... If he grew it a little, the curls at the back of his neck were fun and when he cut it really short... I don't think I ever kept my hands off.

A woman at the supermarket today had a huge shiner. It intrigued me at the colors (it was still quite dark) worked really well with her complextion and hair. I don't think it will look as good in the yellow tones though.

and that he was welcome to go outside and get laid. He just pouted, and looked gloomily up at the bookshelf
Apparently he's got a kink for the mysteryfur.

Too funny.


Steph L. - Jul 15, 2005 1:58:42 pm PDT #1183 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Apparently he's got a kink for the mysteryfur.

Oh, baby. Don't we all.


Cass - Jul 15, 2005 2:19:06 pm PDT #1184 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Some just go for the smooth.


Steph L. - Jul 15, 2005 3:17:57 pm PDT #1185 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

::bounce::

::bounce bounce bounce::

The potential umfriend? Just called and asked me to a movie tonight.

Meep.

::bounce::


-t - Jul 15, 2005 3:29:27 pm PDT #1186 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Woo-hoo Tep!


JZ - Jul 15, 2005 3:32:40 pm PDT #1187 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Tep, that's awesome! I didn't even know an umfriend was in the offing!

What movie?

Oh, what am I saying? Who gives a shit what movie! UMFRIEND!