Me: mend two of daughter's skirts
sew linen chemise so that 18th-century corset can be fitted
practice making Darth Vader noises
It's like, in the middle of all this, I'm paranoid that you'll think I don't like poetry.
Buffy ,'Empty Places'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Betsy HP - Apr 28, 2006 2:08:30 pm PDT #9721 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Kevin - Apr 28, 2006 2:16:38 pm PDT #9722 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
You do Darth Vader at the weekend? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo.
I shall be thinking up more crap jokes like that over the weekend. Exciting, huh!
Tamara - Apr 28, 2006 2:28:42 pm PDT #9723 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
I will be getting a 85 minute massage and then I will screw up my back all over again by cleaning my house.
Kevin - Apr 28, 2006 2:57:00 pm PDT #9724 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Somebody give me Drive gossip?
Just make it up, I don't care if it's true or not.
Dana - Apr 28, 2006 3:16:06 pm PDT #9725 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Drive is Chuck Norris' dream project.
Jesse - Apr 28, 2006 3:17:03 pm PDT #9726 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive; the road flees from him.
Allyson - Apr 28, 2006 3:17:46 pm PDT #9727 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
It has a fabulous prologue.
Dana - Apr 28, 2006 3:21:50 pm PDT #9728 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Roads were created just so Chuck Norris would have somewhere to drive.
Jesse - Apr 28, 2006 3:30:24 pm PDT #9729 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Only Chuck Norris has the ability to drive Chuck Norris's car.
msbelle - Apr 28, 2006 4:02:33 pm PDT #9730 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Chuck Norris has a specially designed vehicle that is powered by roundhouse kicks.