Roads were created just so Chuck Norris would have somewhere to drive.
Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.
Xander ,'Lessons'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Dana - Apr 28, 2006 3:21:50 pm PDT #9728 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Jesse - Apr 28, 2006 3:30:24 pm PDT #9729 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Only Chuck Norris has the ability to drive Chuck Norris's car.
msbelle - Apr 28, 2006 4:02:33 pm PDT #9730 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Chuck Norris has a specially designed vehicle that is powered by roundhouse kicks.
WindSparrow - Apr 28, 2006 4:02:47 pm PDT #9731 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I was contemplating covering a plain ol' photo album in a kicky Southwest themed fabric this weekend.
WindSparrow - Apr 28, 2006 4:03:46 pm PDT #9732 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Watching Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks is like watching the Ballet, only slightly less girly.
DavidS - Apr 28, 2006 5:29:07 pm PDT #9733 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Tim, I watched Fritz Lang's classic noir The Big Heat twice in the last three days. It's the most genderific noir ever, and I think you should have watched it before you did "Billy." That's all.
Also? Gloria Grahame? Hot. Damaged. Vulnerable. Iloveher.
Also also: Did you ever notice that the band plays a bit of "Put the Blame On Mame" during one of the nightclub scenes? Noir Continuitygasm!
Kristen - Apr 28, 2006 8:52:45 pm PDT #9734 of 10001
The pilot for Drive will be sponsored by Total Gym. Chuck Norris's vehicle will be a special Ford F-150 that's been tricked out by the crew at West Coast Customs.
At random intervals during the pilot, Chuck Norris will pull over to the side of the road so he can demonstrate how The Total Gym is a total body workout by using The Total Gym that has been installed on the flatbed of his Ford F-150.
Allyson - Apr 28, 2006 8:59:13 pm PDT #9735 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
The Total Gym looks like the physical manisfestation of Murphy's Law.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 29, 2006 1:22:16 am PDT #9736 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Looking at the old Bowflex machines with those giant rubber bands always made me envision an accident that leaves the user strung up like that guy in the spiderweb at the end of The Fly.
Betsy HP - Apr 29, 2006 9:42:21 am PDT #9737 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
The old-fashioned leg machines that have wrist and ankle cuffs always looked like torture devices to me. (Um, non-consensual torture devices. This paragraph isn't getting any better, is it?)
Anyway, the new exotic machines we have at work don't offer any possibilities for getting trapped, and I am good with that. "Press 60 or die in here!" "Okay, I'll just die then."