Chuck Norris doesn't drive; the road flees from him.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Jesse - Apr 28, 2006 3:17:03 pm PDT #9726 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Allyson - Apr 28, 2006 3:17:46 pm PDT #9727 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
It has a fabulous prologue.
Dana - Apr 28, 2006 3:21:50 pm PDT #9728 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Roads were created just so Chuck Norris would have somewhere to drive.
Jesse - Apr 28, 2006 3:30:24 pm PDT #9729 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Only Chuck Norris has the ability to drive Chuck Norris's car.
msbelle - Apr 28, 2006 4:02:33 pm PDT #9730 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Chuck Norris has a specially designed vehicle that is powered by roundhouse kicks.
WindSparrow - Apr 28, 2006 4:02:47 pm PDT #9731 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I was contemplating covering a plain ol' photo album in a kicky Southwest themed fabric this weekend.
WindSparrow - Apr 28, 2006 4:03:46 pm PDT #9732 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Watching Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks is like watching the Ballet, only slightly less girly.
DavidS - Apr 28, 2006 5:29:07 pm PDT #9733 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Tim, I watched Fritz Lang's classic noir The Big Heat twice in the last three days. It's the most genderific noir ever, and I think you should have watched it before you did "Billy." That's all.
Also? Gloria Grahame? Hot. Damaged. Vulnerable. Iloveher.
Also also: Did you ever notice that the band plays a bit of "Put the Blame On Mame" during one of the nightclub scenes? Noir Continuitygasm!
Kristen - Apr 28, 2006 8:52:45 pm PDT #9734 of 10001
The pilot for Drive will be sponsored by Total Gym. Chuck Norris's vehicle will be a special Ford F-150 that's been tricked out by the crew at West Coast Customs.
At random intervals during the pilot, Chuck Norris will pull over to the side of the road so he can demonstrate how The Total Gym is a total body workout by using The Total Gym that has been installed on the flatbed of his Ford F-150.
Allyson - Apr 28, 2006 8:59:13 pm PDT #9735 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
The Total Gym looks like the physical manisfestation of Murphy's Law.