Heh. Allyson should go work for Fox News.
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The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
spread their seed in as many hos as possible
Are these hos perchance in different area codes?
When women assert their power, an imbalance is created in the force, which leads to single moms, ferral children, and a skyrocketing crime rate.
And indeed, the very collapse of civilization itself: [link]
And indeed, the very collapse of civilization itself: [link]
I dunno - I think it'll take gay marriage to push civilization over the brink.
I dunno - I think it'll take gay marriage to push civilization over the brink.
Still not quite enough; the final blow will come from all the women who don't wait for marriage to lose their virginity. Too many gals breaking their freshness seal rots a civilization.
The FDA says that Plan B will result in teenage sex cults.
See? Even the guvmint says freeing women from unplanned pregnancy will result in the downfall of society!
Okay. That's not doing it. We need to spread a rumor that James Marsters was just cast as Karl Rove in a new made-for-teevee movie, "How Liberals are the Cause of Pedophilia."
It can go as a companion to the newly published, "The Party of Death: The Democrats, the Media, the Courts, and the Disregard for Human Life." Which actually just came out this week.
Plus, you know, immunizing against cervical cancer or finding a cure for AIDS would send the message to kids that sex is OK - we need the risk of death to keep those kids from doing the nasty.
Teenage Sex Cults would be a great name for a band.
Or, as the alternate URL for MySpace.