I've been out of the abbey two days, I've beaten a lawman senseless, I've fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong.

Book ,'Serenity'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Ailleann - Apr 28, 2006 8:36:48 am PDT #9697 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

spread their seed in as many hos as possible

Are these hos perchance in different area codes?


Tom Scola - Apr 28, 2006 8:37:21 am PDT #9698 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

When women assert their power, an imbalance is created in the force, which leads to single moms, ferral children, and a skyrocketing crime rate.

And indeed, the very collapse of civilization itself: [link]


tommyrot - Apr 28, 2006 8:39:57 am PDT #9699 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And indeed, the very collapse of civilization itself: [link]

I dunno - I think it'll take gay marriage to push civilization over the brink.


Typo Boy - Apr 28, 2006 8:46:27 am PDT #9700 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I dunno - I think it'll take gay marriage to push civilization over the brink.

Still not quite enough; the final blow will come from all the women who don't wait for marriage to lose their virginity. Too many gals breaking their freshness seal rots a civilization.


Allyson - Apr 28, 2006 8:48:48 am PDT #9701 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

The FDA says that Plan B will result in teenage sex cults.

See? Even the guvmint says freeing women from unplanned pregnancy will result in the downfall of society!


Allyson - Apr 28, 2006 8:55:24 am PDT #9702 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Okay. That's not doing it. We need to spread a rumor that James Marsters was just cast as Karl Rove in a new made-for-teevee movie, "How Liberals are the Cause of Pedophilia."

It can go as a companion to the newly published, "The Party of Death: The Democrats, the Media, the Courts, and the Disregard for Human Life." Which actually just came out this week.


tommyrot - Apr 28, 2006 8:56:13 am PDT #9703 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Plus, you know, immunizing against cervical cancer or finding a cure for AIDS would send the message to kids that sex is OK - we need the risk of death to keep those kids from doing the nasty.


Betsy HP - Apr 28, 2006 8:57:06 am PDT #9704 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Teenage Sex Cults would be a great name for a band.


Allyson - Apr 28, 2006 8:59:29 am PDT #9705 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Or, as the alternate URL for MySpace.


Aims - Apr 28, 2006 9:16:31 am PDT #9706 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Could we change it to "Pedantic Adult Sex Cults" for b.org?

(Sorry. I didn't mean to kill it!)