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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
I dunno - I think it'll take gay marriage to push civilization over the brink.
Still not quite enough; the final blow will come from all the women who don't wait for marriage to lose their virginity. Too many gals breaking their freshness seal rots a civilization.
The FDA says that Plan B will result in teenage sex cults.
See? Even the guvmint says freeing women from unplanned pregnancy will result in the downfall of society!
Okay. That's not doing it. We need to spread a rumor that James Marsters was just cast as Karl Rove in a new made-for-teevee movie, "How Liberals are the Cause of Pedophilia."
It can go as a companion to the newly published, "The Party of Death: The Democrats, the Media, the Courts, and the Disregard for Human Life." Which actually just came out this week.
Plus, you know, immunizing against cervical cancer or finding a cure for AIDS would send the message to kids that sex is OK - we need the risk of death to keep those kids from doing the nasty.
Teenage Sex Cults would be a great name for a band.
Or, as the alternate URL for MySpace.
Could we change it to "Pedantic Adult Sex Cults" for b.org?
(Sorry. I didn't mean to kill it!)
That article is seriously wacked out. Seriously. And yet, I can't reallly put my finger on where it's wackiest.
And yet, I can't reallly put my finger on where it's wackiest.
Just as well - who knows where it's been.
Just as well - who knows where it's been.Yeah, thanks for that visual. Ewwwwww.