Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.

Lorne ,'Why We Fight'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Jessica - Apr 04, 2006 12:14:43 pm PDT #9245 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

What if you smoke, but only occasionally have a couple of glasses of wine?

You should probably still drink coffee. Just in case.


Allyson - Apr 04, 2006 12:15:51 pm PDT #9246 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

hmph. None of you support my non-coffee lifestyle choice.


§ ita § - Apr 04, 2006 12:18:00 pm PDT #9247 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Allyson, I totally support you and validate your choice.

Of course I'm now drinking more coffee than ever before¹, so what do I know?

¹ This translates to three or four cups a week. I'm a wild woman.


Betsy HP - Apr 04, 2006 12:18:03 pm PDT #9248 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I do. Because (A) I am nice and (B) you have an excellent reason and (C) you could mock me to death.


Betsy HP - Apr 04, 2006 12:18:31 pm PDT #9249 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Ooh, look at ita and her fancy superscripts.


Lee - Apr 04, 2006 12:19:00 pm PDT #9250 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I DO! Of course, it's for purely selfish reasons, since I'm glad not to be the only one, but I DO.


Kristen - Apr 04, 2006 12:32:15 pm PDT #9251 of 10001

None of you support my non-coffee lifestyle choice.

Hey, I have no issue with people choosing not to drink coffee for their own personal reasons. Some people can't drink coffee. Some people can't eat red sauce.

I, however, will fight for my right to coffee.


Jessica - Apr 04, 2006 12:34:57 pm PDT #9252 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I, however, will fight for my right to coffee.

Ooh, that's a nasty earworm.


Betsy HP - Apr 04, 2006 12:38:30 pm PDT #9253 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

It's a coffee world, after all...


tommyrot - Apr 04, 2006 12:44:04 pm PDT #9254 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Coffee makes the world go around....