None of you support my non-coffee lifestyle choice.
Hey, I have no issue with people choosing not to drink coffee for their own personal reasons. Some people can't drink coffee. Some people can't eat red sauce.
I, however, will fight for my right to coffee.
I, however, will fight for my right to coffee.
Ooh, that's a nasty earworm.
It's a coffee world, after all...
Coffee makes the world go around....
I, however, will fight for my right to coffee.
Ooh, that's a nasty earworm.
My pops tried espresso and he said no way
That hypocrite drinks two pots a day!
You gotta fight
for your right
to cooooooofffffff-ay!
You should probably still drink coffee. Just in case.
You are a wise woman, Jess.
hmph. None of you support my non-coffee lifestyle choice.
I do. And I want you to remember that, because when the coffee shortage happens, I would like your ration coupons.
I am glad I stoped consuming caffeine. I had a sleepy and IQ-impaired couple of weeks, but no more scary racing heart or jittery legs or sour stomach. So it works for me.
When the coffee shortage happens, we will be cracking and eating the bones of our co-workers.
Don't mind me, I'm just pessimistic.
I do. And I want you to remember that, because when the coffee shortage happens, I would like your ration coupons.
See, you think she's all altruistic and supportive and stuff, but read just above or below the lines...
Even just the actual lines. I always support people who are giving up stuff I love, because when the revolution comes, well once it has come, when things are all messy? More stuff I love for me. Are you sensing my theme yet, Jen?