Coffee makes the world go around....
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
I, however, will fight for my right to coffee.
Ooh, that's a nasty earworm.
My pops tried espresso and he said no way
That hypocrite drinks two pots a day!
You gotta fight
for your right
to cooooooofffffff-ay!
You should probably still drink coffee. Just in case.
You are a wise woman, Jess.
hmph. None of you support my non-coffee lifestyle choice.
I do. And I want you to remember that, because when the coffee shortage happens, I would like your ration coupons.
I am glad I stoped consuming caffeine. I had a sleepy and IQ-impaired couple of weeks, but no more scary racing heart or jittery legs or sour stomach. So it works for me.
When the coffee shortage happens, we will be cracking and eating the bones of our co-workers.
Don't mind me, I'm just pessimistic.
I do. And I want you to remember that, because when the coffee shortage happens, I would like your ration coupons.
See, you think she's all altruistic and supportive and stuff, but read just above or below the lines...
Even just the actual lines. I always support people who are giving up stuff I love, because when the revolution comes, well once it has come, when things are all messy? More stuff I love for me. Are you sensing my theme yet, Jen?
I have come to the realization that come the revolution, *I* will be first up against the wall. The bourgeois intellectuals go first.
Yeah, you're right, that's just... the lines. You support for your ultimate aim of more stuff for you. Actually, I kind of support that, thematically speaking.
I have come to the realization that come the revolution, *I* will be first up against the wall.
I'm working on the theory that when the revolution comes, it will have been instigated by Clovis, so I *should* be okay.