Betsy, was there a checkbox for "I find the in-house nutritionist creepy and intrusive"?
I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services!
Willow ,'Showtime'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
amych - Apr 04, 2006 11:09:21 am PDT #9242 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Topic!Cindy - Apr 04, 2006 11:40:46 am PDT #9243 of 10001
What is even happening?
Coffee even offsets some of the damage caused by other vices, some research indicates. "People who smoke and are heavy drinkers have less heart disease and liver damage when they regularly consume large amounts of coffee compared to those who don't," says DePaulis.What if you smoke, but only occasionally have a couple of glasses of wine?
Betsy HP - Apr 04, 2006 12:13:40 pm PDT #9244 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
No. Nor was there a checkbox for "There are certain activities I prefer to pretend that my co-workers never need to perform."
Jessica - Apr 04, 2006 12:14:43 pm PDT #9245 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
What if you smoke, but only occasionally have a couple of glasses of wine?
You should probably still drink coffee. Just in case.
Allyson - Apr 04, 2006 12:15:51 pm PDT #9246 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
hmph. None of you support my non-coffee lifestyle choice.
§ ita § - Apr 04, 2006 12:18:00 pm PDT #9247 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson, I totally support you and validate your choice.
Of course I'm now drinking more coffee than ever before¹, so what do I know?
¹ This translates to three or four cups a week. I'm a wild woman.
Betsy HP - Apr 04, 2006 12:18:03 pm PDT #9248 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I do. Because (A) I am nice and (B) you have an excellent reason and (C) you could mock me to death.
Betsy HP - Apr 04, 2006 12:18:31 pm PDT #9249 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Ooh, look at ita and her fancy superscripts.
Lee - Apr 04, 2006 12:19:00 pm PDT #9250 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I DO! Of course, it's for purely selfish reasons, since I'm glad not to be the only one, but I DO.
Kristen - Apr 04, 2006 12:32:15 pm PDT #9251 of 10001
None of you support my non-coffee lifestyle choice.
Hey, I have no issue with people choosing not to drink coffee for their own personal reasons. Some people can't drink coffee. Some people can't eat red sauce.
I, however, will fight for my right to coffee.