Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?

'Time Bomb'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 22, 2006 6:40:37 am PST #8998 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

You realize that in this crowd, that statement is going to have us all visualizing you at your computer in a tree suit, luring unsuspecting victims to your lair?


Scrappy - Mar 22, 2006 6:40:44 am PST #8999 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Isn't that a Lubitsch film? Very saucy and charming as I recall.


Tim Minear - Mar 22, 2006 6:45:25 am PST #9000 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

Lubitsch-ish, but Rouben Mamoulian, actually.


Allyson - Mar 22, 2006 6:49:05 am PST #9001 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

or leave the house again.

I'll miss you terribly.

ETA: Adorable that Tim got post 9000.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 22, 2006 7:06:40 am PST #9002 of 10001
What is even happening?

Hey Tim, your name shows up on TiVo's "Wish List" function, under the director category.

Yeah? Well my dream is to win the lottery and never have to write, kill or leave the house again.

Of course, it possible to do the first two without having to resort to the last.

C'mon, you'd miss the writing. All right. The killing. Surely, you'd miss the killing?


Polter-Cow - Mar 22, 2006 7:08:10 am PST #9003 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

He'd miss the murdering of his darlings.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 22, 2006 7:14:20 am PST #9004 of 10001
What is even happening?

P-C, Hinduism came up in the Sunday School class I'm teaching. I quoted your tagline (sans the "In conclusion,") saying, "My Hindu friend says, 'Hinduism is a famous religion, plus, sexual congress'," but I actually heard it whooshing over everyone's head. Where's the tag from, anyhow?


joe boucher - Mar 22, 2006 7:19:12 am PST #9005 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

"Love Me Tonight." Chevalier, MacDonald, Loy, Rodgers and also Hart. Soooo good.

My father-in-law's favorite musical. And I'll take this opportunity to pimp his new book. My favorite illustration of his is one of character actors from the thirties & forties who usually ended up playing the star's wealthy father, including LMT's Charlie Ruggles, Eugene Pallette, Charles Coburn, Edward Arnold, and... someone else. I'll ask him if he did an LMT painting or one of Rodgers & Hart (he's done a lot of songwriters.) Seems like he said he tried a Thin Man series but gave up because he couldn't figure out how to caricature Myrna Loy to his satisfaction. His favorite bit from LMT:

Vicomte Gilbert de Vareze: [after the Princess has fainted] Could you go for a doctor?
Countess Valentine: YES... bring him right in!


Polter-Cow - Mar 22, 2006 7:36:20 am PST #9006 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I quoted your tagline (sans the "In conclusion,") saying, "My Hindu friend says, 'Hinduism is a famous religion, plus, sexual congress'," but I actually heard it whooshing over everyone's head. Where's the tag from, anyhow?

Haaaa. It's from Dinosaur Comics. And I know it may not have worked in context, but as they say: it's the "In conclusion" that makes it art. Also, I'm more of a Hindu agnostic.

I was looking at my tagline and noting that I hadn't changed it in a long while. Although now I am wanting to change it to the punchline of today's comic: "Am I the only dude who truly wishes it were possible to clean a house with METAPHORS??"


Topic!Cindy - Mar 22, 2006 7:38:39 am PST #9007 of 10001
What is even happening?

Also, I'm more of a Hindu agnostic.
I knew this, but it was easier to stop the explanation with "My friend is a Hindu, and says..."
I was looking at my tagline and noting that I hadn't changed it in a long while. Although now I am wanting to change it to the punchline of today's comic: "Am I the only dude who truly wishes it were possible to clean a house with METAPHORS??"
I think you must, or I might steal that.