I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.

Xander ,'Beneath You'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


amych - Feb 13, 2006 11:45:18 am PST #8193 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Wasn't that a movie in the 70s?


Allyson - Feb 13, 2006 11:45:58 am PST #8194 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

hmph. I like melodramatic description that is meant to be read by that guy with the gravelly voice who always narrates movie previews.

But then, of course I would.


Jessica - Feb 13, 2006 11:48:29 am PST #8195 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

A dramatic series set against an illegal cross-country road race and its players and origins.

So it's Magnolia meets North by Northwest meets Death Race 2000?


DavidS - Feb 13, 2006 11:48:45 am PST #8196 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wasn't that a movie in the 70s?

I'm telling you, it's Cannonball Run. Burt Reynolds, Dom Deluise and wacky highjinks.


Allyson - Feb 13, 2006 11:49:43 am PST #8197 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

See, I think it's part Amazing Race, part North by Northwest, and part Cannonball Run.


libkitty - Feb 13, 2006 11:50:07 am PST #8198 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

It sounds like Cannonball Run wasn't far off. Although, I would imagine this might be a little bit darker. Maybe.

Of course, xposty goodness. Oh, well.


amych - Feb 13, 2006 11:51:36 am PST #8199 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I dredged up the title of Cannonball Run as soon as I posted. It's a sign of my great love for Tim that I'm willing to IMDB Cannonball Run for him. Even if the frakking database told me that I was wrong and it was actually the 80s...

ps: Hec, how can you forget to mention Roger Moore?


Tom Scola - Feb 13, 2006 11:54:28 am PST #8200 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Cannonball Run was Jackie Chan's first English language film.


Vortex - Feb 13, 2006 12:04:49 pm PST #8201 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

A dramatic series set against an illegal cross-country road race and its players and origins.

Sounds familiar . . .

Wasn't that a movie in the 70s?

I'm telling you, it's Cannonball Run. Burt Reynolds, Dom Deluise and wacky highjinks.

Nope, I'm thinking Death Race 2000


dcp - Feb 13, 2006 12:05:51 pm PST #8202 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

The Gumball Rally was 1976.

Raul Julia as Franco Bertollini: "And now my friend, the first rule of Italian driving." ::rips off his rear view mirror and throws it out of the car:: "What's behind me is not important."

The Cannonball Run was 1981. Not as good, IMHO.

edited for spelling