I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Burrell - Jan 19, 2006 8:01:09 pm PST #7627 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Poor Allyson, this is her second death, isn't it? Just like Buffy. heh.


Kristen - Jan 19, 2006 8:04:38 pm PST #7628 of 10001

As soon as I realized her face was going to be...um...not so much with the there...I knew it had to be Allyson.

And Perkins, I can totally kill you next.


§ ita § - Jan 19, 2006 8:08:12 pm PST #7629 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Doesn't Tim need to be killed?


Lee - Jan 19, 2006 8:09:18 pm PST #7630 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

And Perkins, I can totally kill you next.

WOOT!


Kristen - Jan 19, 2006 8:11:31 pm PST #7631 of 10001

Doesn't Tim need to be killed?

It's funnier if he's the killer.


Allyson - Jan 19, 2006 8:16:53 pm PST #7632 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Why does everyone want to kill me?

I love you, you know.


Kristen - Jan 19, 2006 8:19:56 pm PST #7633 of 10001

Love hurts.

ETA: And oh! Allyson! I was watching Criminal Minds today and they totally did the poisoned bank envelopes thing.

Now I'm just waiting for someone to do an assassination in a drive thru.


Largo - Jan 19, 2006 8:53:37 pm PST #7634 of 10001

Can I be a sassy witness who contributes nothing to the case, but who is just so darned colorful?


Kristen - Jan 19, 2006 8:57:52 pm PST #7635 of 10001

I'll know by morning if I have need of such a colorful character.

Also, I should mention re: Criminal Minds poisoned bank envelopes thing, I didn't like the way they did it. I mean, if you're inside the bank, standing on line for a teller, why do you need an envelope? I don't even think that they have those at the console in the middle.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 19, 2006 10:41:56 pm PST #7636 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

If it's a CSI-ish plot, I volunteer to be one of the witnesses/leads whose deviant lifestyle the investigators trivialize and wax moralistic about.