Doesn't Tim need to be killed?
It's funnier if he's the killer.
Or maybe you could just be Buffy, he'll see your amazing heart, and he'll fall in love with you.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Kristen - Jan 19, 2006 8:11:31 pm PST #7631 of 10001
Allyson - Jan 19, 2006 8:16:53 pm PST #7632 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Why does everyone want to kill me?
I love you, you know.
Kristen - Jan 19, 2006 8:19:56 pm PST #7633 of 10001
Love hurts.
ETA: And oh! Allyson! I was watching Criminal Minds today and they totally did the poisoned bank envelopes thing.
Now I'm just waiting for someone to do an assassination in a drive thru.
Largo - Jan 19, 2006 8:53:37 pm PST #7634 of 10001
Can I be a sassy witness who contributes nothing to the case, but who is just so darned colorful?
Kristen - Jan 19, 2006 8:57:52 pm PST #7635 of 10001
I'll know by morning if I have need of such a colorful character.
Also, I should mention re: Criminal Minds poisoned bank envelopes thing, I didn't like the way they did it. I mean, if you're inside the bank, standing on line for a teller, why do you need an envelope? I don't even think that they have those at the console in the middle.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 19, 2006 10:41:56 pm PST #7636 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
If it's a CSI-ish plot, I volunteer to be one of the witnesses/leads whose deviant lifestyle the investigators trivialize and wax moralistic about.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 20, 2006 3:28:19 am PST #7637 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Now I'm just waiting for someone to do an assassination in a drive thru.
Chris Isaak beat you to this one in MARRIED TO THE MOB. Dressed as a clown.
Kristen - Jan 20, 2006 3:44:11 am PST #7638 of 10001
It doesn't count if it's not TV.
Betsy HP - Jan 20, 2006 5:11:09 am PST #7639 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I wanna be the evil computer genius. I've always aspired to becoming an evil genius.
Tom Scola - Jan 20, 2006 5:37:12 am PST #7640 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Betsy, don't be evil!