I'll know by morning if I have need of such a colorful character.
Also, I should mention re: Criminal Minds
poisoned bank envelopes
thing, I didn't like the way they did it. I mean, if you're
inside the bank, standing on line for a teller, why do you need an envelope? I don't even think that they have those at the console in the middle.
If it's a CSI-ish plot, I volunteer to be one of the witnesses/leads whose deviant lifestyle the investigators trivialize and wax moralistic about.
Now I'm just waiting for someone to do an assassination in a drive thru.
Chris Isaak beat you to this one in MARRIED TO THE MOB. Dressed as a clown.
It doesn't count if it's not TV.
I wanna be the evil computer genius. I've always aspired to becoming an evil genius.
Dude. It's set in 1966. The only way there's an evil computer genius is if there's a time machine.
ETA: And, no, before anyone asks, there isn't a time machine.
Computers in 1966 were evil by default. There was no Apple.
ETA: And, no, before anyone asks, there isn't a time machine.
A true evil genius would have built a time machine.