F, C, M: Elmo, Kermit, Ernie.
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Mal ,'Serenity'
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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Betsy HP - Dec 08, 2005 5:20:21 am PST #6891 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 5:23:45 am PST #6892 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
C- Elmo....
OK, now I'm stuck.
DebetEsse - Dec 08, 2005 5:33:29 am PST #6893 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
C Elmo. Immediately. M Kermit (assuming Piggy won't kick my ass), so F Ernie, I guess.
Vortex - Dec 08, 2005 5:36:32 am PST #6894 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
F Ernie, I guess.
Bert will get mad.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 08, 2005 5:52:23 am PST #6895 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
On the other hand, Ernie has shown that he can make a long-term committment...
Ailleann - Dec 08, 2005 6:15:44 am PST #6896 of 10001
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Bert and Ernie are too cute to break up. Kermit is definitely M material.
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 6:33:29 am PST #6897 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Betsy, you pervert -- Elmo's underage.
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 6:35:43 am PST #6898 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Besides, I think a certain fashion-challanged lesbian witch already has a claim on Elmos's pelt....
Betsy HP - Dec 08, 2005 7:13:22 am PST #6899 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Betsy, you pervert -- Elmo's underage.
He could just be a eunuch.
Scrappy - Dec 08, 2005 8:02:26 am PST #6900 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
He could just be a eunuch.
And that makes it less pervy how, exactly?