F Ernie, I guess.
Bert will get mad.
'Objects In Space'
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
F Ernie, I guess.
Bert will get mad.
On the other hand, Ernie has shown that he can make a long-term committment...
Bert and Ernie are too cute to break up. Kermit is definitely M material.
Betsy, you pervert -- Elmo's underage.
Besides, I think a certain fashion-challanged lesbian witch already has a claim on Elmos's pelt....
Betsy, you pervert -- Elmo's underage.
He could just be a eunuch.
He could just be a eunuch.
And that makes it less pervy how, exactly?
Eunuchs need love too.
Five year olds just have to wait.
I'm reading a book right now where a woman left her husband for a eunuch! Well, a castrato -- same thing, no?
Castratos are snipped before puberty -- I think eunuch covers guys who lose the goods at any point.