F Ernie, I guess.
Bert will get mad.
Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.
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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Vortex - Dec 08, 2005 5:36:32 am PST #6894 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 08, 2005 5:52:23 am PST #6895 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
On the other hand, Ernie has shown that he can make a long-term committment...
Ailleann - Dec 08, 2005 6:15:44 am PST #6896 of 10001
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Bert and Ernie are too cute to break up. Kermit is definitely M material.
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 6:33:29 am PST #6897 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Betsy, you pervert -- Elmo's underage.
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 6:35:43 am PST #6898 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Besides, I think a certain fashion-challanged lesbian witch already has a claim on Elmos's pelt....
Betsy HP - Dec 08, 2005 7:13:22 am PST #6899 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Betsy, you pervert -- Elmo's underage.
He could just be a eunuch.
Scrappy - Dec 08, 2005 8:02:26 am PST #6900 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
He could just be a eunuch.
And that makes it less pervy how, exactly?
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 8:02:53 am PST #6901 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Eunuchs need love too.
Five year olds just have to wait.
Jesse - Dec 08, 2005 8:10:12 am PST #6902 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm reading a book right now where a woman left her husband for a eunuch! Well, a castrato -- same thing, no?
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 8:11:39 am PST #6903 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Castratos are snipped before puberty -- I think eunuch covers guys who lose the goods at any point.