Bert and Ernie are too cute to break up. Kermit is definitely M material.
'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'
Jayne ,'Safe'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Ailleann - Dec 08, 2005 6:15:44 am PST #6896 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 6:33:29 am PST #6897 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Betsy, you pervert -- Elmo's underage.
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 6:35:43 am PST #6898 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Besides, I think a certain fashion-challanged lesbian witch already has a claim on Elmos's pelt....
Betsy HP - Dec 08, 2005 7:13:22 am PST #6899 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Betsy, you pervert -- Elmo's underage.
He could just be a eunuch.
Scrappy - Dec 08, 2005 8:02:26 am PST #6900 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
He could just be a eunuch.
And that makes it less pervy how, exactly?
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 8:02:53 am PST #6901 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Eunuchs need love too.
Five year olds just have to wait.
Jesse - Dec 08, 2005 8:10:12 am PST #6902 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm reading a book right now where a woman left her husband for a eunuch! Well, a castrato -- same thing, no?
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 8:11:39 am PST #6903 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Castratos are snipped before puberty -- I think eunuch covers guys who lose the goods at any point.
Vortex - Dec 08, 2005 8:12:06 am PST #6904 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Well, a castrato -- same thing, no?
prettier voice.
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 8:13:41 am PST #6905 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think eunuch covers guys who lose the goods at any point.
Can a eunuch also be someone who was born without the goods? or does it only apply to one who's had his goods taken away?