I'll be in my bunk.

Jayne ,'War Stories'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


§ ita § - Dec 07, 2005 1:02:48 pm PST #6883 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

FCM - David, the Thinker, Laocoon?


tommyrot - Dec 07, 2005 1:05:39 pm PST #6884 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This Worth1000 photoshop contest is creepy: [link]

Whomever said beauty was only skin deep was right. Computer circuitry, motor-gears, and shoulder-mounted laser beams are in style this year and all the celebrities want one. In this contest you are to turn celebrities into half-person/half-machine cyborgs, as in the themepost.

The rules of this game are thus: Turn a celebrity into a cyborg. Keep it clean, please. As always, quality is a must. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submissions count.


Lee - Dec 07, 2005 1:09:21 pm PST #6885 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

FCM - David, the Thinker, Laocoon?

F The Thinker (maybe those deep thoughts are about sex), C Laocoon, M David.


Burrell - Dec 07, 2005 1:24:45 pm PST #6886 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

F David, M David, C Laocoon. Oh I guess one could F The Thinker, too, but he's probably a bad lay.


Lee - Dec 07, 2005 3:08:15 pm PST #6887 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

The new associate I pimped Firefly to just brought me back the dvds, along with a jar of quince jam his wife made. After he said he, and especially his wife, really liked it, I started pimping Wonderfalls, and he knew who Tim was, just from having looked into the writing credits.

I was impressed, but also wonder if lending them Wonderfalls will get me toast, or maybe chocolate, to go with my jam.

Also, I think I am a little afraid of quince.


Betsy HP - Dec 07, 2005 3:22:44 pm PST #6888 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

David has an itty tiny acorn. I think I'm C'ing all three.

Quince is lovely. It smells a bit like roses; they're in the same family.


§ ita § - Dec 07, 2005 3:23:47 pm PST #6889 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Teeny acorn, but look at those hands...


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 07, 2005 4:31:51 pm PST #6890 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

F- David (he's a little guy with a lot to prove, and knows how to have a good time dancing in the rain)
M- The Thinker (smart guys keep things interesting long term)
C- Laoccoon (daddy types that are into snakes have never appealed to me)


Betsy HP - Dec 08, 2005 5:20:21 am PST #6891 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

F, C, M: Elmo, Kermit, Ernie.


tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 5:23:45 am PST #6892 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

C- Elmo....

OK, now I'm stuck.