Buffistas

This is my boat. They're part of my crew. No one's getting left. Best you get used to that.

Mal ,'Ariel'

The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.

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juliana - Dec 07, 2005 5:38:11 am PST #6854 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Dave Nelson, Jimmy James, Bill McNeal (News Radio);

F - Dave, C - Bill, M - Jimmy.

Andy Travis, Johny Fever, Venus Flytrap (WKRP)

F - Johnny, C - Andy, M - Venus

Isaac from Sports Night, Jimmy James, or Arthur Carlson (WKRP)

F - Jimmy, C - Arthur, M - Isaac

Jack Bauer, Michael Vaughn, Fox Mulder

F - Jack, C - Fox, M - Michael (that one is purely guesswork, based on what little I know of the shows and how the actors look).

Jessica - Dec 07, 2005 5:47:13 am PST #6855 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

F - Dave Nelson, M - Jimmy James (for the money!), C - Bill McNeal

F - Jack Bauer, C - Michael Vaughn, F - Fox Mulder

No M in that bunch I'm afraid -- waaaaaaaaaaay too much baggage.

§ ita § - Dec 07, 2005 6:29:13 am PST #6856 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG, I totally marry Vaughn. He does accents.

Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 07, 2005 6:39:53 am PST #6857 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Watch out, he also employs Lisa Lopez' approach to relationship problems.

Vortex - Dec 07, 2005 6:41:37 am PST #6858 of 10001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

FCM: Wesley, Gunn, Giles.

F the shit out of Gunn, C Wesley (love you, but the lesser of three goods is still evil) M Giles and live happily ever after in a cottage on the Cotswalds (and there’s canon to support that he likes black women. Shit, that means that I have to fight ita. Does anyone have a sniper rifle? Maybe I could just wait until she’s done.)

BtVS S7 Giles, AtS S4 Gunn, and BTVS Wesley

See above

BtVS S1-S5 Giles, AtS S2-S4 Wesley, AtS S2-3 Gunn.

The Wesley choice is a bit harder now, but see above.

FCM - Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, NKOTB.

F Backstreet Boys C NKOTB (no brainer) M NSYNC

FCM- Micheal Vaughn, Jack Bristow, Julian Sark (from Alias)

§ ita § - Dec 07, 2005 6:41:44 am PST #6859 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

he also employs Lisa Lopez' approach to relationship problems.

What did he burn down?

eta:

Maybe I could just wait until she’s done.

That's probably safest.

Lee - Dec 07, 2005 6:44:56 am PST #6860 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

FCM- Vaughn, Jack, Sark (from Alias)

This is tough-- too many issues

F Sark, C Jack, M Vaughn

Though since Vaughn burned down his marriage home, maybe not.

Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 07, 2005 6:45:22 am PST #6861 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

What did he burn down?

The house he and DoubleAgent!Wife bought together.

§ ita § - Dec 07, 2005 6:49:41 am PST #6862 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The house he and DoubleAgent!Wife bought together.

My god, I've blanked a lot. Where in the relationship did that happen? Was she living there still? Was she living at all?

Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 07, 2005 7:15:26 am PST #6863 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I think the arson was just after he was forced to kill her. So, perhaps a slightly more extreme response to relationship troubles than Left Eye.

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