You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Lee - Dec 07, 2005 6:44:56 am PST #6860 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

FCM- Vaughn, Jack, Sark (from Alias)

This is tough-- too many issues

F Sark, C Jack, M Vaughn

Though since Vaughn burned down his marriage home, maybe not.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 07, 2005 6:45:22 am PST #6861 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

What did he burn down?

The house he and DoubleAgent!Wife bought together.


§ ita § - Dec 07, 2005 6:49:41 am PST #6862 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The house he and DoubleAgent!Wife bought together.

My god, I've blanked a lot. Where in the relationship did that happen? Was she living there still? Was she living at all?


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 07, 2005 7:15:26 am PST #6863 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I think the arson was just after he was forced to kill her. So, perhaps a slightly more extreme response to relationship troubles than Left Eye.


§ ita § - Dec 07, 2005 7:20:30 am PST #6864 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He can burn my house down after he kills me. I'm totally okay with the burning.


sumi - Dec 07, 2005 7:36:12 am PST #6865 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Right. It's not like doubleagent!Wife was going to need it anymore.


Kat - Dec 07, 2005 7:59:16 am PST #6866 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Jack, Vaughn, and Sark?

F - Vaughn and Sark, preferably, you know, together. M - Jack, though I... I dunno... it's iffy, but he does love strongly and he's definitely dedicated dad.


Zenkitty - Dec 07, 2005 8:55:33 am PST #6867 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I think I'd prefer he burned down my house after he killed me. Then my mother would never have to know about the porn.


Vortex - Dec 07, 2005 8:57:51 am PST #6868 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

F - Vaughn and Sark, preferably, you know, together

do you remember that scene where Sark insisted on seeing Lauren's body? And he was looking at Vaughn and talking about how they had a special relationship? SLASHTASTIC.


Dana - Dec 07, 2005 9:18:09 am PST #6869 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Oh, and what was that scene where they were in a plane, and Sark was all about telling Vaughn the details about his relationship with Lauren? I definitely remember vibes then.