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No power in the 'verse can stop me.

River ,'War Stories'

The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.

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§ ita § - Nov 04, 2005 9:44:48 am PST #5869 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think my home theatre system is now officially smarter than me. Like, by a lot.

Kristen: t presses button on remote
Entertainment System: I'm sorry, Kristen. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Kristen: What's the problem?
Entertainment System: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Kristen: What are you talking about, you stupid piece of crap?
Entertainment System: This series is too important for me to allow you to get it cancelled.

In other news, I've realised I may need a literal support group for clumsy people. Woe is me.

Frankenbuddha - Nov 04, 2005 9:51:50 am PST #5870 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Entertainment System: This series is too important for me to allow you to get it cancelled.

Kristen: Damn your sudden yet inevitable betrayal!

Jessica - Nov 04, 2005 9:54:18 am PST #5871 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Entertainment System: This series is too important for me to allow you to get it cancelled.

Bwahaha!

Kristen - Nov 04, 2005 9:55:35 am PST #5872 of 10001

I think I now have the ability to record two different channels at once, while watching a third or a DVD. I might be on potential information overload.

Fortunately, I don't think the moxi makes program recommendations. That would probably push me over the edge.

ETA: Though I do seem to have a news ticker.

aurelia - Nov 04, 2005 10:06:17 am PST #5873 of 10001

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

In other news, I've realised I may need a literal support group for clumsy people. Woe is me.

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

lori - Nov 04, 2005 10:14:25 am PST #5874 of 10001

In other news, I've realised I may need a literal support group for clumsy people. Woe is me.

Headgear. IJS.

aurelia - Nov 04, 2005 10:17:56 am PST #5875 of 10001

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Lori, what could you do with Segway technology and a fall protection harness?

lori - Nov 04, 2005 10:47:36 am PST #5876 of 10001

That sounds like a fun mix of toys. We could make ita into a Weebles.

Betsy HP - Nov 04, 2005 10:48:38 am PST #5877 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

In other news, I've realised I may need a literal support group for clumsy people. Woe is me.

I know where you could find some seriously buff men who could carry you around. Although there would probably be mockery.

Frankenbuddha - Nov 04, 2005 10:48:39 am PST #5878 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

She could always just learn to miss the ground when she falls.

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