She could always just learn to miss the ground when she falls.
All right, no one's killing folk today, on account of our very tight schedule.
Mal ,'Trash'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 04, 2005 10:48:39 am PST #5878 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
aurelia - Nov 04, 2005 10:49:42 am PST #5879 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
We could make ita into a Weebles.
That was the idea that started my thought process.
lori - Nov 04, 2005 10:51:50 am PST #5880 of 10001
Perfect!
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2005 10:52:43 am PST #5881 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not going to join the support club. I'm just going to steal some of their stuff. I haven't had a clumsy concussion in almost 15 years.
Personally, I like Frank's suggestion the best.
Although there would probably be mockery.
At that point, would I care? HELLO.
aurelia - Nov 04, 2005 10:53:34 am PST #5882 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
So ita, you didn't faint again did you?
Frankenbuddha - Nov 04, 2005 10:55:00 am PST #5883 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Personally, I like Frank's suggestion the best.
Well, I got the idea from Douglas Adams, natch. No injuries and, hey, flying ability as a bonus. What's not to love?
Lee - Nov 04, 2005 2:30:17 pm PST #5884 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
We could make ita into a Weebles.
This idea makes me very happy.
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2005 2:32:19 pm PST #5885 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And if I were to do something that made you that happy, wouldn't I be the nicest person ever?
Lee - Nov 04, 2005 2:35:10 pm PST #5886 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
No, that would be Aurelia and Lori, and we already know Aurelia is my favorite.
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2005 2:38:33 pm PST #5887 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I wish them all the luck in the world. They may want to start with weebling themselves. Or tranq guns. Or both.