In other news, I've realised I may need a literal support group for clumsy people. Woe is me.
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
This is so nice. Having everyone together for my birthday. Of course, you could smash in all my toes with a hammer and it will still be the bestest Buffy Birthday Bash in a big long while.
Buffy ,'Potential'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
aurelia - Nov 04, 2005 10:06:17 am PST #5873 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
lori - Nov 04, 2005 10:14:25 am PST #5874 of 10001
In other news, I've realised I may need a literal support group for clumsy people. Woe is me.
Headgear. IJS.
aurelia - Nov 04, 2005 10:17:56 am PST #5875 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Lori, what could you do with Segway technology and a fall protection harness?
lori - Nov 04, 2005 10:47:36 am PST #5876 of 10001
That sounds like a fun mix of toys. We could make ita into a Weebles.
Betsy HP - Nov 04, 2005 10:48:38 am PST #5877 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
In other news, I've realised I may need a literal support group for clumsy people. Woe is me.
I know where you could find some seriously buff men who could carry you around. Although there would probably be mockery.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 04, 2005 10:48:39 am PST #5878 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
She could always just learn to miss the ground when she falls.
aurelia - Nov 04, 2005 10:49:42 am PST #5879 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
We could make ita into a Weebles.
That was the idea that started my thought process.
lori - Nov 04, 2005 10:51:50 am PST #5880 of 10001
Perfect!
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2005 10:52:43 am PST #5881 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not going to join the support club. I'm just going to steal some of their stuff. I haven't had a clumsy concussion in almost 15 years.
Personally, I like Frank's suggestion the best.
Although there would probably be mockery.
At that point, would I care? HELLO.
aurelia - Nov 04, 2005 10:53:34 am PST #5882 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
So ita, you didn't faint again did you?