Elton John is busy writing the music for a Lestat Broadway musical.
Nope, that's all finished. He's completely free.
Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.
'Touched'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Jessica - Nov 02, 2005 5:24:43 pm PST #5801 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Allyson - Nov 02, 2005 5:26:12 pm PST #5802 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
It's interesting, that moment when you pass from pre-migraine into an actual migraine.
Was it Halle, or Paul Walker?
You left out "script gets rewritten 12 million times by various committees of producers, script doctors, and focus groups."
Oh! Sure! Manny will have a catch phrases of some sort, like, "baby, you launch my rocket," or, "This is how we do it in the Sea of Tranquility, bitch."
Jessica - Nov 02, 2005 5:27:29 pm PST #5803 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"This is how we do it in the Sea of Tranquility, bitch."
Now I'm gonna cry when this isn't in the film.
Kristen - Nov 02, 2005 5:28:01 pm PST #5804 of 10001
"This is how we do it in the Sea of Tranquility, bitch."
So Montell Jordan, maybe?
Allyson - Nov 02, 2005 5:31:47 pm PST #5805 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
There will also be aliens, who teach an important lesson about tolerance.
§ ita § - Nov 02, 2005 5:31:54 pm PST #5806 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So Montell Jordan, maybe?
Helllooooooo. Chris Carmack.
Allyson -- Paul Walker. My eyes bounced down to Halle, to see if you'd snapped, but it was too late.
Allyson - Nov 02, 2005 5:34:14 pm PST #5807 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I think Paul Walker will prepare for the grueling action scenes by taking Krav at your Centre.
§ ita § - Nov 02, 2005 5:35:59 pm PST #5808 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not going to lie. The man is wicked pretty. He just needs to stop acting.
Kristen - Nov 02, 2005 5:38:36 pm PST #5809 of 10001
He just needs to stop acting.
I was gonna say that he needs to start acting.
§ ita § - Nov 02, 2005 5:40:10 pm PST #5810 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was gonna say that he needs to start acting.
Too difficult. Let's split the difference. He needs to stop taking acting jobs.