You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Nov 02, 2005 5:31:47 pm PST #5805 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

There will also be aliens, who teach an important lesson about tolerance.


§ ita § - Nov 02, 2005 5:31:54 pm PST #5806 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So Montell Jordan, maybe?

Helllooooooo. Chris Carmack.

Allyson -- Paul Walker. My eyes bounced down to Halle, to see if you'd snapped, but it was too late.


Allyson - Nov 02, 2005 5:34:14 pm PST #5807 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think Paul Walker will prepare for the grueling action scenes by taking Krav at your Centre.


§ ita § - Nov 02, 2005 5:35:59 pm PST #5808 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not going to lie. The man is wicked pretty. He just needs to stop acting.


Kristen - Nov 02, 2005 5:38:36 pm PST #5809 of 10001

He just needs to stop acting.

I was gonna say that he needs to start acting.


§ ita § - Nov 02, 2005 5:40:10 pm PST #5810 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was gonna say that he needs to start acting.

Too difficult. Let's split the difference. He needs to stop taking acting jobs.


Kristen - Nov 02, 2005 5:41:11 pm PST #5811 of 10001

Maybe he could become one of those living art pieces.


Betsy HP - Nov 02, 2005 5:45:29 pm PST #5812 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

It's interesting, that moment when you pass from pre-migraine into an actual migraine.

Yeah. The thing is, if you don't know what's coming, the pre-migraine is actually a transcendental state. Everything has really sharp edges. Sounds are clear. Shapes are four-dimensional rather than three-dimensional: stereo on steroids, if you will.

Then comes the crushing pain, so overall not an E-ticket ride.


Allyson - Nov 02, 2005 5:57:00 pm PST #5813 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My dreamcast:

Manny: Luke Wilson
Wyoh: Michelle Rodriguez
Kai: CCH Pounder
Stuart: Either Cillian Murphy or Brendan Fraser, I'm undecided
Mort the Wart: John Malkovich
Prof: Sir Ian
Alvarez: Christopher Maloney

This likely proves that while I have many talents, casting is not one of them.


aurelia - Nov 02, 2005 6:03:22 pm PST #5814 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Either Cillian Murphy or Brendan Fraser, I'm undecided

!

I haven't read the book, so now I'm gonna be all distracted trying to imagine a character that could be played by either of these two guys.