Yes. That.
Buffy: How was school today? Dawn: The usual. A big square building filled with boredom and despair.
Buffy: Just how I remember it.
'The Killer In Me'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Narrator - Oct 11, 2005 11:06:21 am PDT #5003 of 10001
The evil is this way?
shrift - Oct 11, 2005 11:07:43 am PDT #5004 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I was going to say that he'd murder the people in the condo office, and frame the neighbors.
Kristen - Oct 11, 2005 11:10:35 am PDT #5005 of 10001
Jim is an efficient boy. He wouldn't bother with making a mess when there is an easier way to accomplish his objectives.
Allyson - Oct 11, 2005 11:25:08 am PDT #5006 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I've never seen Profit, so I can offer no clever suggestions.
cries
Also, I believe this is like, day 23 of Tim having The Inside DVDs and not sharing.
§ ita § - Oct 11, 2005 11:26:28 am PDT #5007 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
23? Feels more like 77.
Daisy Jane - Oct 11, 2005 11:27:52 am PDT #5008 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
No, no, he wouldn't do anything himself. He'd have the condo people break into the neighbors, and then get the neighbors to murder the condo people for revenge. Or have Gail do it.
Allyson - Oct 11, 2005 11:38:40 am PDT #5009 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
23? Feels more like 77.
Either way, he has them, and he's hording them, and the only way we'll get them is when he goes to the mailbox to get his smokes. Then we have to run in, find the DVDs, and then hide under the bed til the next time he goes to the mailbox.
Could be days. Weeks, even.
§ ita § - Oct 11, 2005 11:39:57 am PDT #5010 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
when he goes to the mailbox to get his smokes
If Tim has to leave his house to get his mail, I'll be very disappointed. It's like he's not even trying to be a hermit.
Now, if Rudy gets the mail for him, I'll be okay.
Kristen - Oct 11, 2005 11:47:04 am PDT #5011 of 10001
He'd have the condo people break into the neighbors, and then get the neighbors to murder the condo people for revenge. Or have Gail do it.
I disagree. Other people could screw things up. Also, killing people is very short sighted. You could possibly use them to your own advantage later on.
§ ita § - Oct 11, 2005 11:49:08 am PDT #5012 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
::adds Profit to top of Netflix queue::