No, no, he wouldn't do anything himself. He'd have the condo people break into the neighbors, and then get the neighbors to murder the condo people for revenge. Or have Gail do it.
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
Cheese Man ,'Chosen'
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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Daisy Jane - Oct 11, 2005 11:27:52 am PDT #5008 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Allyson - Oct 11, 2005 11:38:40 am PDT #5009 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
23? Feels more like 77.
Either way, he has them, and he's hording them, and the only way we'll get them is when he goes to the mailbox to get his smokes. Then we have to run in, find the DVDs, and then hide under the bed til the next time he goes to the mailbox.
Could be days. Weeks, even.
§ ita § - Oct 11, 2005 11:39:57 am PDT #5010 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
when he goes to the mailbox to get his smokes
If Tim has to leave his house to get his mail, I'll be very disappointed. It's like he's not even trying to be a hermit.
Now, if Rudy gets the mail for him, I'll be okay.
Kristen - Oct 11, 2005 11:47:04 am PDT #5011 of 10001
He'd have the condo people break into the neighbors, and then get the neighbors to murder the condo people for revenge. Or have Gail do it.
I disagree. Other people could screw things up. Also, killing people is very short sighted. You could possibly use them to your own advantage later on.
§ ita § - Oct 11, 2005 11:49:08 am PDT #5012 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
::adds Profit to top of Netflix queue::
shrift - Oct 11, 2005 11:51:14 am PDT #5013 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
He wouldn't bother with making a mess when there is an easier way to accomplish his objectives.
Oh, I agree. That's why I'm glad you posted first so I could see the error in my logic.
Daisy Jane - Oct 11, 2005 11:51:45 am PDT #5014 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Other people could screw things up. Also, killing people is very short sighted. You could possibly use them to your own advantage later on.
While I agree that killing the condo people isn't the best, Strega wanted them dead, so that's what we're working with. I disagree that he wouldn't have someone else do the work- I mean wasn't that what it was all about? Setting the little dolls in place, winding them up and watching them go?
Lee - Oct 11, 2005 11:51:57 am PDT #5015 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
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Kristen - Oct 11, 2005 11:56:16 am PDT #5016 of 10001
I disagree that he wouldn't have someone else do the work- I mean wasn't that what it was all about? Setting the little dolls in place, winding them up and watching them go?
I could cite you specific examples on each episode but I don't want to spoil Allyson, ita and Perkins.
In Tim news, my birthday is Saturday and, FYI, DVDs are always a wonderful present. The gift that keeps on giving, you know.
sumi - Oct 11, 2005 11:56:24 am PDT #5017 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
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