My food is problematic.

River ,'The Message'


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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 11, 2005 6:01:16 am PDT #4993 of 10001
What is even happening?

Frank's trying out the spicy talk.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 11, 2005 6:37:39 am PDT #4994 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Pasdar's character would have had to be looking over Angel's shoulder to get any eye-fucking action going on with Lindsey.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 11, 2005 6:52:51 am PDT #4995 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Pasdar's character would have had to be looking over Angel's shoulder to get any eye-fucking action going on with Lindsey.

And you can't picture such an arrangement? It's like I don't know you people any more.


Vortex - Oct 11, 2005 9:05:35 am PDT #4996 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Pasdar's character would have had to be looking over Angel's shoulder to get any eye-fucking action going on with Lindsey.

yes, from behind. I swear, the porn writes itself!


Strega - Oct 11, 2005 10:35:35 am PDT #4997 of 10001

The problem for me is that Profit makes Angel look cheerful and cartoony. (I mean the shows, although it applies to the characters, too.) They're not from the same world, so bringing them together makes both worlds seem dopier. I mean, show called Angel, so either you wind up with Angel winning a battle of wits against Profit, or you have Profit getting tossed into a wall by Angel. And I'd find either of those things pretty disconcerting.

I mean, I understand the impulse, but I think it's for the best that it didn't happen.


Allyson - Oct 11, 2005 10:39:15 am PDT #4998 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Strega! Holy ass. You're alive.


Strega - Oct 11, 2005 10:48:12 am PDT #4999 of 10001

If you call this living. Did you get my email?


Allyson - Oct 11, 2005 10:49:55 am PDT #5000 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I did. But how? I thought that you were trapped in the Unibomber's shack with no access to the outside world?


Strega - Oct 11, 2005 10:55:40 am PDT #5001 of 10001

I have a phone and a computer at work. For the time being. In another day or two I'll be in jail for either breaking into my neighbor's place, or murdering the people in the condo office. Or, if I'm very efficient, both.

I am trying to solve this problem by thinking, What Would Profit Do? Hm.


Kristen - Oct 11, 2005 11:03:43 am PDT #5002 of 10001

What Would Profit Do?

He would break into your neighbor's place and frame the condo office people for the crime.