'Safe'
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
I have a phone and a computer at work. For the time being. In another day or two I'll be in jail for either breaking into my neighbor's place, or murdering the people in the condo office. Or, if I'm very efficient, both.
I am trying to solve this problem by thinking, What Would Profit Do? Hm.
What Would Profit Do?
He would break into your neighbor's place and frame the condo office people for the crime.
Yes. That.
I was going to say that he'd murder the people in the condo office, and frame the neighbors.
Jim is an efficient boy. He wouldn't bother with making a mess when there is an easier way to accomplish his objectives.
I've never seen Profit, so I can offer no clever suggestions.
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Also, I believe this is like, day 23 of Tim having The Inside DVDs and not sharing.
23? Feels more like 77.
No, no, he wouldn't do anything himself. He'd have the condo people break into the neighbors, and then get the neighbors to murder the condo people for revenge. Or have Gail do it.
23? Feels more like 77.
Either way, he has them, and he's hording them, and the only way we'll get them is when he goes to the mailbox to get his smokes. Then we have to run in, find the DVDs, and then hide under the bed til the next time he goes to the mailbox.
Could be days. Weeks, even.
when he goes to the mailbox to get his smokes
If Tim has to leave his house to get his mail, I'll be very disappointed. It's like he's not even trying to be a hermit.
Now, if Rudy gets the mail for him, I'll be okay.