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Topic!Cindy - Oct 05, 2005 2:41:37 am PDT #4813 of 10001

What is even happening?

You're all crazy, and I am earwormed with the theme song from The Banana Splitz.

There is probably some mystical sect that believes in a drunken Creator. It would explain a lot.

Well, not a creator, but there are the Dionysus/Bacchus/Liber adherents.

Nearmiss - Oct 05, 2005 3:52:42 am PDT #4814 of 10001

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter.

Creepy link, Aurelia. I don't remember that story getting much attention at the time either, though I suspect that the tin foil hat crowd probably have files on it.

Dana - Oct 05, 2005 5:36:20 am PDT #4815 of 10001

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'd like to point out that Betsy missed a prime opportunity to quote "Assassins."

"You know why I did it? Because there isn't any Santa Claus!"

DavidS - Oct 05, 2005 6:05:33 am PDT #4816 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My favorite Banana Splits had one of the girls (they were some kind of gang, weren't they?)

Yep, The Sour Grape Bunch. We had a piece on them in the book.

Paul Winchell and the artificial heart is as oddly pleasing as Hedy Lamarr and the radiotelemetry/sonar doohickey.

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is the cardiocyber parts
The tops are made of the rubber
the bottom is spring loaded hearts

Betsy HP - Oct 05, 2005 6:15:50 am PDT #4817 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

Yeah, I was off watching *The Amazing Race* during prime assassin-discussing time. Sob!

Frankenbuddha - Oct 05, 2005 6:29:30 am PDT #4818 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is the cardiocyber parts The tops are made of the rubber the bottom is spring loaded hearts

I'm just not sure how much bouncing you'd want to do with an artificial heart.

§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 6:42:38 am PDT #4819 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't you get an artificial heart to enable bouncing?

Frankenbuddha - Oct 05, 2005 6:47:00 am PDT #4820 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Don't you get an artificial heart to enable bouncing?

I thought you got one to enable (continued) breathing.

tommyrot - Oct 05, 2005 6:58:54 am PDT #4821 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Come to think of it, one doesn't really need an artifical heart. All you do is put a bunch of glitter (the stuff used in snow-globes) in your bloodstream, and then have someome (or a machine) flip you upside-down or rightside up every few minutes. The snowglobe snow moving from the top of your body to the bottom will circulate your blood for you.

§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 7:02:19 am PDT #4822 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I thought you got one to enable (continued) breathing.

I don't think they limit you to just breathing, though.

All you do is put a bunch of glitter (the stuff used in snow-globes) in your bloodstream, and then have someome (or a machine) flip you upside-down or rightside up every few minutes.

That doesn't sound bounce-friendly at all. Or maybe it's bounce-mandatory.

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