You obviously haven't heard about the Pilgrim who was hanged next to his sex partners: 3 sheep, 2 sows, 2 heifers and a cow.
Uh oh. The bestiality is spreading out of natter.
Jayne: You wanna go, little man? Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight.
'Objects In Space'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 19, 2005 8:38:01 am PDT #2641 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Betsy HP - Aug 19, 2005 8:40:42 am PDT #2642 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
But it's historical bestiality! It's meaningful!
Topic!Cindy - Aug 19, 2005 8:51:31 am PDT #2643 of 10001
What is even happening?
Oh, dear. I thought my eyes would be safe in here. I was just looking for some killing.
Tim I *do* think you should do a Hamilton mini-series. Now I'm imagining you doing a mini-series, and a network insisting they prolong it. Now I'm smiling. The network isn't FOX.
Kristen - Aug 19, 2005 9:10:24 am PDT #2644 of 10001
My agency tells me there's no market for American history in entertainment.
Maybe if the English history show becomes a hit on Showtime, you can sell that one.
Narrator - Aug 19, 2005 9:13:45 am PDT #2645 of 10001
The evil is this way?
My agency tells me there's no market for American history in entertainment.
Not from Hamilton's time anyway -- the short pants and powdered wigs are a turn off today. ETA: But a nice WWII "adventure" could be popular. (I wonder how "The Great Raid" is doing at the box office. I didn't much like the movie -- it succeeded in making dull a spectacular actual event.)
Oh, dear. I thought my eyes would be safe in here. I was just looking for some killing.
Oh, your poor eyes. Yes, enough with this sex! Bring on some violence!!
Betsy HP - Aug 19, 2005 9:15:05 am PDT #2646 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
There was an explosion in downtown SF, probably a transformer. Is that violent enough?
Narrator - Aug 19, 2005 9:16:39 am PDT #2647 of 10001
The evil is this way?
There was an explosion in downtown SF, probably a transformer. Is that violent enough?
Is it an evil transformer? You know, with plans to take over the world -- or at least northern California?
Polter-Cow - Aug 19, 2005 9:18:46 am PDT #2648 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
There was an explosion in downtown SF, probably a transformer. Is that violent enough?
Optimus Prime's gone rogue!
Betsy HP - Aug 19, 2005 9:18:51 am PDT #2649 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Hmm. It was next to the Ralph Lauren store, so possibly.
joe boucher - Aug 19, 2005 9:19:43 am PDT #2650 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine
But it's historical bestiality! It's meaningful!
17th c. bestiality: sex and death two distinct parts of the process. 21st c. bestiality: one-stop shopping for sex and death. That's Progress with a capital P.