Just flipping through the listings in my TimeOut New York that arrived today, and it notes for next Thursday,

The Inside

On a website run by his obsessed fans, The Inside's creator, Tim Minear, recently predicted that the eventual DVD collection of the just-cancelled series would include six unaired episodes. [etc][etc]

Since I'm not caught up, is my TONY referring to this obsessed website?

I'd bet it's referring to timminear.net.

So if it is referring to TM.net, by "run by his obsessed fans" would that mean The Kristen is actually The Kristens?

Dear TONY:

It is a rare occassion that one Buffista will take it upon him or herself to speak for the entire B.org collective, especially without mulling it over in Bureaucracy for three weeks, resulting in four stormy board exits, excessive backchannel, and liberal use of MARCIE.

However, I have nominated myself to speak for everyone without their permission, because, well, I'm an asshole.

Dearest TONY, we are not obsessed with Tim Minear, his mom, or his beagles. We do like Tim, don't get us wrong. We go way back. He posted amongst us at Table Talk back in the day, and considers himself a Buffista.

Now, because we're a proud people, when one of our own develops a television show, (a good television show, at least), we gather together in Lightbulbs and vote, as a collective, as to whether that member should receive his or her own thread to honor said Buffista.

To date, only one Buffista has developed a television show, and that is Tim.

We don't obsess about Tim any more than we obsess about our cats, ita's inability to keep her body from constant bruising, grammar, salad shooters, or abortion rights. In fact, we spend more time discussing body issues, whether George Bush is in fact legally retarded, and the latest cupcake recipe in Cook's Illustrator, than we do discussing Tim's latest canceled project.

So, to sum up, we love Tim as one of our own, and are giddy that one of our own has a teevee show and such. But really, if you want to see obsessive, come by Natter and tell everyone you didn't wear your seatbelt while tossing kittens out your car window on your way to the central library to randomly tear pages out of books.

Love and kisses,

The Buffistas

So if it is referring to TM.net, by "run by his obsessed fans" would that mean The Kristen is actually The Kristens?

I'm so good no one can really believe there's just one of me.

Shit, Kristen, you have a whole staff.

Look, it's my second in command!

I just shovel the horse poo off the stage and hope that someday, I can be a famous webmaster, too.

The Allyson and Kristen show - another thing this board is obsessed with.

I just shovel the horse poo off the stage and hope that someday, I can be a famous webmaster, too.

Don't despair. Someday, all this could be yours. You can be the next Dread Webmaster Mist.