Mal: Does.. um.. does this seem kind of tight? Kaylee: Shows off your backside.

'Shindig'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Monique - Jul 20, 2005 7:12:17 pm PDT #1624 of 10001

So if it is referring to TM.net, by "run by his obsessed fans" would that mean The Kristen is actually The Kristens?


Allyson - Jul 20, 2005 7:35:27 pm PDT #1625 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Dear TONY:

It is a rare occassion that one Buffista will take it upon him or herself to speak for the entire B.org collective, especially without mulling it over in Bureaucracy for three weeks, resulting in four stormy board exits, excessive backchannel, and liberal use of MARCIE.

However, I have nominated myself to speak for everyone without their permission, because, well, I'm an asshole.

Dearest TONY, we are not obsessed with Tim Minear, his mom, or his beagles. We do like Tim, don't get us wrong. We go way back. He posted amongst us at Table Talk back in the day, and considers himself a Buffista.

Now, because we're a proud people, when one of our own develops a television show, (a good television show, at least), we gather together in Lightbulbs and vote, as a collective, as to whether that member should receive his or her own thread to honor said Buffista.

To date, only one Buffista has developed a television show, and that is Tim.

We don't obsess about Tim any more than we obsess about our cats, ita's inability to keep her body from constant bruising, grammar, salad shooters, or abortion rights. In fact, we spend more time discussing body issues, whether George Bush is in fact legally retarded, and the latest cupcake recipe in Cook's Illustrator, than we do discussing Tim's latest canceled project.

So, to sum up, we love Tim as one of our own, and are giddy that one of our own has a teevee show and such. But really, if you want to see obsessive, come by Natter and tell everyone you didn't wear your seatbelt while tossing kittens out your car window on your way to the central library to randomly tear pages out of books.

Love and kisses,

The Buffistas


Kristen - Jul 20, 2005 7:38:45 pm PDT #1626 of 10001

So if it is referring to TM.net, by "run by his obsessed fans" would that mean The Kristen is actually The Kristens?

I'm so good no one can really believe there's just one of me.


Allyson - Jul 20, 2005 7:40:15 pm PDT #1627 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Shit, Kristen, you have a whole staff.


Kristen - Jul 20, 2005 7:41:13 pm PDT #1628 of 10001

Look, it's my second in command!


Allyson - Jul 20, 2005 7:44:58 pm PDT #1629 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I just shovel the horse poo off the stage and hope that someday, I can be a famous webmaster, too.


Typo Boy - Jul 20, 2005 7:55:05 pm PDT #1630 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

The Allyson and Kristen show - another thing this board is obsessed with.


Kristen - Jul 20, 2005 8:05:16 pm PDT #1631 of 10001

I just shovel the horse poo off the stage and hope that someday, I can be a famous webmaster, too.

Don't despair. Someday, all this could be yours. You can be the next Dread Webmaster Mist.


sfmarty - Jul 20, 2005 8:25:00 pm PDT #1632 of 10001
Who? moi??

Wonderfalls will be on the Logo channel.


The Partyman - Jul 21, 2005 12:40:34 am PDT #1633 of 10001
[insert something funny here]

Uh...I think those children could have been spared if their parents had taken them out of the fucking room once the "This program contains graphic content" warning came up.

Indeed.

If these pressure groups want legislation passed, how about a law that fines parents for letting their children watch blatantly unsuitable material?