Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


brenda m - Jul 20, 2005 5:35:15 pm PDT #1619 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Zenkitty -

wasn't that Mal's line about the hat?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 20, 2005 6:40:12 pm PDT #1620 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I assume he's pleading not guilty by reason of insanity, and that hair is material evidence?


Kalshane - Jul 20, 2005 6:44:10 pm PDT #1621 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Brenda- Wash's, actually.


bon bon - Jul 20, 2005 6:56:53 pm PDT #1622 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Just flipping through the listings in my TimeOut New York that arrived today, and it notes for next Thursday,

The Inside
On a website run by his obsessed fans, The Inside's creator, Tim Minear, recently predicted that the eventual DVD collection of the just-cancelled series would include six unaired episodes. [etc][etc]

Since I'm not caught up, is my TONY referring to this obsessed website?


Polter-Cow - Jul 20, 2005 7:07:13 pm PDT #1623 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'd bet it's referring to timminear.net.


Monique - Jul 20, 2005 7:12:17 pm PDT #1624 of 10001

So if it is referring to TM.net, by "run by his obsessed fans" would that mean The Kristen is actually The Kristens?


Allyson - Jul 20, 2005 7:35:27 pm PDT #1625 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Dear TONY:

It is a rare occassion that one Buffista will take it upon him or herself to speak for the entire B.org collective, especially without mulling it over in Bureaucracy for three weeks, resulting in four stormy board exits, excessive backchannel, and liberal use of MARCIE.

However, I have nominated myself to speak for everyone without their permission, because, well, I'm an asshole.

Dearest TONY, we are not obsessed with Tim Minear, his mom, or his beagles. We do like Tim, don't get us wrong. We go way back. He posted amongst us at Table Talk back in the day, and considers himself a Buffista.

Now, because we're a proud people, when one of our own develops a television show, (a good television show, at least), we gather together in Lightbulbs and vote, as a collective, as to whether that member should receive his or her own thread to honor said Buffista.

To date, only one Buffista has developed a television show, and that is Tim.

We don't obsess about Tim any more than we obsess about our cats, ita's inability to keep her body from constant bruising, grammar, salad shooters, or abortion rights. In fact, we spend more time discussing body issues, whether George Bush is in fact legally retarded, and the latest cupcake recipe in Cook's Illustrator, than we do discussing Tim's latest canceled project.

So, to sum up, we love Tim as one of our own, and are giddy that one of our own has a teevee show and such. But really, if you want to see obsessive, come by Natter and tell everyone you didn't wear your seatbelt while tossing kittens out your car window on your way to the central library to randomly tear pages out of books.

Love and kisses,

The Buffistas


Kristen - Jul 20, 2005 7:38:45 pm PDT #1626 of 10001

So if it is referring to TM.net, by "run by his obsessed fans" would that mean The Kristen is actually The Kristens?

I'm so good no one can really believe there's just one of me.


Allyson - Jul 20, 2005 7:40:15 pm PDT #1627 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Shit, Kristen, you have a whole staff.


Kristen - Jul 20, 2005 7:41:13 pm PDT #1628 of 10001

Look, it's my second in command!