Have you ever had vinegar up your nose?
I kissed him, and I told him that I loved him. And I killed him.
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
§ ita § - Jul 08, 2005 4:25:10 pm PDT #1193 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson - Jul 08, 2005 4:25:59 pm PDT #1194 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'll tell you what, I'll put vinegar up my nose, and send you a script, then we can compare notes.
Zenkitty - Jul 08, 2005 4:27:05 pm PDT #1195 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Having experienced both, I think vinegar up the nose is better than reading bad spec fiction.
§ ita § - Jul 08, 2005 4:31:50 pm PDT #1196 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I now consider my scale calibrated.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 08, 2005 4:47:06 pm PDT #1197 of 10001
What is even happening?
What about toothpaste in the eye?
amych - Jul 08, 2005 4:48:05 pm PDT #1198 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
What about toothpaste in the eye?
Regular or extra-minty flavor? And what show is the spec script for?
Topic!Cindy - Jul 08, 2005 5:27:37 pm PDT #1199 of 10001
What is even happening?
Minty flavor, Tartar preventative, possibly x-tra whitening, I disremember.
Um. Hm. Spec script is for Charles in Charge.
JenP - Jul 08, 2005 5:39:19 pm PDT #1200 of 10001
of our days and our nights
Actually, that's a little shifty...
Denise - Jul 08, 2005 5:41:25 pm PDT #1201 of 10001
Red hot chinese oil in the eye.
No spec script in the world. Trust me.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 08, 2005 5:56:08 pm PDT #1202 of 10001
What is even happening?
How about an episiotomy (although not in the eye)?