Tracy: Well-- That call -- That call means you just murdered me. Mal: No, son. You murdered yourself. I just carried the bullet a while.

'The Message'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Denise - Jul 08, 2005 5:41:25 pm PDT #1201 of 10001

Red hot chinese oil in the eye.

No spec script in the world. Trust me.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 08, 2005 5:56:08 pm PDT #1202 of 10001
What is even happening?

How about an episiotomy (although not in the eye)?


Denise - Jul 08, 2005 6:04:31 pm PDT #1203 of 10001

Okay, an episiotomy is worse.

Worse than that? No episiotomy when you really, really could have used one. Trust me again, unfortunately

/tmi


Polter-Cow - Jul 08, 2005 6:29:37 pm PDT #1204 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I don't know what an episiotomy is, and I think maybe I don't want to.


§ ita § - Jul 08, 2005 6:30:41 pm PDT #1205 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's when you get slit from your zatch to your zatch. Or is it guggle to guggle?


Polter-Cow - Jul 08, 2005 6:34:12 pm PDT #1206 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Possibly zatch to guggle.


§ ita § - Jul 08, 2005 6:35:03 pm PDT #1207 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, definitely not.


libkitty - Jul 08, 2005 6:35:28 pm PDT #1208 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I think you probably didn't want to know, P-C. But that never stops a buffista.


Polter-Cow - Jul 08, 2005 6:43:03 pm PDT #1209 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I Googled. I, personally, am safe. But ack.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 08, 2005 6:45:52 pm PDT #1210 of 10001
What is even happening?

Not if you're standing too close while she's getting one, you're not.