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Natter 36: But We Digress...

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Cashmere - Jul 13, 2005 5:04:31 pm PDT #9690 of 10001

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Some dicksmack here in town was feeding kittens to his pet alligator. He's in jail tonight on $72,000 bond after throwing the cat at animal control officers and for being a smart ass to the judge. He said he could do "anything he wanted, it's only a kitten."

By his mugshot, he looks too stupid to live.

Jesse - Jul 13, 2005 5:05:07 pm PDT #9691 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wait. What? Did you just say "feeding kittens to his pet alligator"?!?!??

Cashmere - Jul 13, 2005 5:05:58 pm PDT #9692 of 10001

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Yup.

tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 5:06:15 pm PDT #9693 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Did you just say "feeding kittens to his pet alligator"?!?!??

No.

Because no one would ever do that.

Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 5:07:38 pm PDT #9694 of 10001

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Now now -- maybe the alligator won them fair and square in a poker game.

DXMachina - Jul 13, 2005 5:08:26 pm PDT #9695 of 10001

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

It doesn't sound all that different from feeding live mice to pet snakes.

Cashmere - Jul 13, 2005 5:08:54 pm PDT #9696 of 10001

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I'm looking for a local news link but it's just on network, not on the web yet.

Apparently, the guy's lawyer is comparing kittens to rats fed to snakes.

tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 5:11:47 pm PDT #9697 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It doesn't sound all that different from feeding live mice to pet snakes.

It's very different. Because I like cats.

But seriously, that's a good point. Do "cruelty to animals" laws typically make a distinction between "good" animals, such as pets, and "bad" animals like rats and mice?

Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 5:12:07 pm PDT #9698 of 10001

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

It doesn't sound all that different from feeding live mice to pet snakes.

I totally agree.

Cashmere - Jul 13, 2005 5:13:08 pm PDT #9699 of 10001

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This case is going to require a closer reading of animal cruelty laws. The people I know that have snakes, feed them dead rats (they buy them frozen from the pet store and nuke 'em). I've heard the mice and rats can bite or scratch the snakes enough to hurt them. There is a designation of "companion" animals and "feeder" animals.

The whole thing is bizarre. I can't believe it's legal to keep a fucking alligator.

At the very least, he may have stolen someone's cat.

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