Did you just say "feeding kittens to his pet alligator"?!?!??
No.
Because no one would ever do that.
Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.
Willow ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
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tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 5:06:15 pm PDT #9693 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 5:07:38 pm PDT #9694 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Now now -- maybe the alligator won them fair and square in a poker game.
DXMachina - Jul 13, 2005 5:08:26 pm PDT #9695 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
It doesn't sound all that different from feeding live mice to pet snakes.
Cashmere - Jul 13, 2005 5:08:54 pm PDT #9696 of 10001
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I'm looking for a local news link but it's just on network, not on the web yet.
Apparently, the guy's lawyer is comparing kittens to rats fed to snakes.
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 5:11:47 pm PDT #9697 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It doesn't sound all that different from feeding live mice to pet snakes.
It's very different. Because I like cats.
But seriously, that's a good point. Do "cruelty to animals" laws typically make a distinction between "good" animals, such as pets, and "bad" animals like rats and mice?
Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 5:12:07 pm PDT #9698 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
It doesn't sound all that different from feeding live mice to pet snakes.
I totally agree.
Cashmere - Jul 13, 2005 5:13:08 pm PDT #9699 of 10001
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This case is going to require a closer reading of animal cruelty laws. The people I know that have snakes, feed them dead rats (they buy them frozen from the pet store and nuke 'em). I've heard the mice and rats can bite or scratch the snakes enough to hurt them. There is a designation of "companion" animals and "feeder" animals.
The whole thing is bizarre. I can't believe it's legal to keep a fucking alligator.
At the very least, he may have stolen someone's cat.
DXMachina - Jul 13, 2005 5:15:24 pm PDT #9700 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I can't believe it's legal to keep a fucking alligator.
Well, there's that. I doubt it is.
Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 5:18:04 pm PDT #9701 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
The people I know that have snakes, feed them dead rats (they buy them frozen from the pet store and nuke 'em).
How is this any less cruel? Just because the killing and freezing is done by someone else doesn't change the fact that your pet's food is a critter that someone else would consider a pet in its own right.
It's the difference between feeding your cat chicken out of a can, and giving it a live baby chick. Morally, I'm not sure I see a clear difference.
Feeding someone else's cat to your pet alligator is a whole nother issue.
Cashmere - Jul 13, 2005 5:32:56 pm PDT #9702 of 10001
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How is this any less cruel? Just because the killing and freezing is done by someone else doesn't change the fact that your pet's food is a critter that someone else would consider a pet in its own right.
That's an exellent question. I'm not a philosopher and I don't think it's necessarily less cruel. However, I think this guy was into the gladiator aspect of this "pet" he owns. Not just feeding it.
He could feed it any meat to keep it alive. He's getting his kicks by watching a small cute animal suffer at the hands of his bad-ass pet. I think his intent goes a long way to determine what is "cruel" and what is "humane".