Wait. What? Did you just say "feeding kittens to his pet alligator"?!?!??
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
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Jesse - Jul 13, 2005 5:05:07 pm PDT #9691 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Cashmere - Jul 13, 2005 5:05:58 pm PDT #9692 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Yup.
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 5:06:15 pm PDT #9693 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Did you just say "feeding kittens to his pet alligator"?!?!??
No.
Because no one would ever do that.
Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 5:07:38 pm PDT #9694 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Now now -- maybe the alligator won them fair and square in a poker game.
DXMachina - Jul 13, 2005 5:08:26 pm PDT #9695 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
It doesn't sound all that different from feeding live mice to pet snakes.
Cashmere - Jul 13, 2005 5:08:54 pm PDT #9696 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm looking for a local news link but it's just on network, not on the web yet.
Apparently, the guy's lawyer is comparing kittens to rats fed to snakes.
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 5:11:47 pm PDT #9697 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It doesn't sound all that different from feeding live mice to pet snakes.
It's very different. Because I like cats.
But seriously, that's a good point. Do "cruelty to animals" laws typically make a distinction between "good" animals, such as pets, and "bad" animals like rats and mice?
Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 5:12:07 pm PDT #9698 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
It doesn't sound all that different from feeding live mice to pet snakes.
I totally agree.
Cashmere - Jul 13, 2005 5:13:08 pm PDT #9699 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
This case is going to require a closer reading of animal cruelty laws. The people I know that have snakes, feed them dead rats (they buy them frozen from the pet store and nuke 'em). I've heard the mice and rats can bite or scratch the snakes enough to hurt them. There is a designation of "companion" animals and "feeder" animals.
The whole thing is bizarre. I can't believe it's legal to keep a fucking alligator.
At the very least, he may have stolen someone's cat.
DXMachina - Jul 13, 2005 5:15:24 pm PDT #9700 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I can't believe it's legal to keep a fucking alligator.
Well, there's that. I doubt it is.