If you'd never seen your vampire self in a mirror, how would you know it was a crappy picture?
And I'm sorry if my comment made anyone feel uncomfortable. I didn't realize it would be taken so generally.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna start any sword fights. I'm over that phase.
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 11:54:40 am PDT #9649 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
§ ita § - Jul 13, 2005 11:55:48 am PDT #9650 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Besides, maybe they're framing pictures of their prey -- a particularly tasty meal, perhaps.
Burrell - Jul 13, 2005 11:56:57 am PDT #9651 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
sigh. I am going to be eaten by laundry. I better do the folding now, while the baby is asleep.
Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 11:58:00 am PDT #9652 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
if the future Mr. Vortex (wherever the hell he is) has a family or cultural tradition of a money dance, I'll be uncomfortable with it, but I'll do it. I might draw the line at the pinning of money, though. How about a nice basket?
Can we just stuff it down the bosom of your dress?
At the wedding of a friend's sister, I danced with the sister for the dollar dance, and dropped 4 quarters, one by one, down the front of her dress.
That was probably the most tame thing that happened at that wedding, come to think of it.
Kathy A - Jul 13, 2005 11:58:02 am PDT #9653 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I got my mom and her new husband a Waterford picture frame for their wedding present--perfect for the couple that already has just about everything since they're combining two houses into one.
DavidS - Jul 13, 2005 11:59:07 am PDT #9654 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Can we just stuff it down the bosom of your dress?
I might have to dive in and find some change.
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 11:59:44 am PDT #9655 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Besides, maybe they're framing pictures of their prey -- a particularly tasty meal, perhaps.
But I would argue that not all vampires would do this, hence a picture frame is not always a good gift for a vampire.
Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 11:59:49 am PDT #9656 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Suggestion to Vortex: leave Hec off the guest list....
DavidS - Jul 13, 2005 12:00:38 pm PDT #9657 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Suggestion to Vortex: leave Hec off the guest list....
She better cross ND off first if that's her criteria.
Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 12:02:11 pm PDT #9658 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
She better cross ND off first if that's her criteria.
I figured that was a foregone conclusion.
Actually, perhaps *all* Buffistas should be barred from the Vortex Nuptual Hootenanny.