if the future Mr. Vortex (wherever the hell he is) has a family or cultural tradition of a money dance, I'll be uncomfortable with it, but I'll do it. I might draw the line at the pinning of money, though. How about a nice basket?
Can we just stuff it down the bosom of your dress?
At the wedding of a friend's sister, I danced with the sister for the dollar dance, and dropped 4 quarters, one by one, down the front of her dress.
That was probably the most tame thing that happened at that wedding, come to think of it.
I got my mom and her new husband a Waterford picture frame for their wedding present--perfect for the couple that already has just about everything since they're combining two houses into one.
Can we just stuff it down the bosom of your dress?
I might have to dive in and find some change.
Besides, maybe they're framing pictures of their prey -- a particularly tasty meal, perhaps.
But I would argue that not all vampires would do this, hence a picture frame is not
always
a good gift for a vampire.
Suggestion to Vortex: leave Hec off the guest list....
Suggestion to Vortex: leave Hec off the guest list....
She better cross ND off first if that's her criteria.
She better cross ND off first if that's her criteria.
I figured that was a foregone conclusion.
Actually, perhaps *all* Buffistas should be barred from the Vortex Nuptual Hootenanny.
the Vortex Nuptual Hootenanny.
Wouldn't that be more properly the Vortex Nuptual Hooternanny?
