Oh, wow. This place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.

Willow ,'Help'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jul 13, 2005 12:00:38 pm PDT #9657 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Suggestion to Vortex: leave Hec off the guest list....

She better cross ND off first if that's her criteria.


Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 12:02:11 pm PDT #9658 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

She better cross ND off first if that's her criteria.

I figured that was a foregone conclusion.

Actually, perhaps *all* Buffistas should be barred from the Vortex Nuptual Hootenanny.


§ ita § - Jul 13, 2005 12:03:37 pm PDT #9659 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the Vortex Nuptual Hootenanny.

Wouldn't that be more properly the Vortex Nuptual Hooternanny?


Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 12:04:38 pm PDT #9660 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Heh. It would, indeed.


Aims - Jul 13, 2005 12:04:55 pm PDT #9661 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hootermammaries?


DavidS - Jul 13, 2005 12:06:04 pm PDT #9662 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hooter Nanny.

Hmmm.

Boob Caddy.


lisah - Jul 13, 2005 12:06:26 pm PDT #9663 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

buffistas I think will appreciate this week's Lulu Eightball

[link]

It's a comic published in the B'more City Paper and, I think the, Washington one also. My friends are releasing a book of her stuff next month. There isn't one in this week's strip but she loves her a little monkey.


§ ita § - Jul 13, 2005 12:11:45 pm PDT #9664 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

More detail on the Grand Theft Auto porn.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 13, 2005 12:14:47 pm PDT #9665 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

When my best friend got married, my gift was to pick up the not inconsiderable tab for my tux rental (I was the best man) and spare them the expense. But they already had a household with too many knicknacks and kitchen implements as it was, so pretty much all of the traditional gifts would have been not only unneeded but actually cluttered the place up worse.


JohnSweden - Jul 13, 2005 12:19:08 pm PDT #9666 of 10001
I can't even.

Actually, perhaps *all* Buffistas should be barred from the Vortex Nuptual Hootenanny.

We're talking about the same Vortex, right? I mean, wouldn't there be a ceremonial Squishy receiving line? How would the guests get their glitter applied otherwise?