Now I'm worried that the wedding gift I gave this spring wasn't "enough"
That's a thoughtful gift. Picture frames are always good gifts because they are useful.
We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.
Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Jul 13, 2005 11:44:55 am PDT #9643 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 11:46:22 am PDT #9644 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Picture frames are always good gifts because they are useful.
Except maybe to vampires.
Nutty - Jul 13, 2005 11:48:06 am PDT #9645 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Wait wait wait. We know now that it's not that vampires don't photograph (even in the 50s when cameras still worked via mirrors); it's that they don't photograph well.
Vortex - Jul 13, 2005 11:48:56 am PDT #9646 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I'm also confident that money as a gift is always appreciated, whatever anyone thinks of the custom.
true. I just think that it's tacky to ask for it. If the future Mr. Vortex (wherever the hell he is) has a family or cultural tradition of a money dance, I'll be uncomfortable with it, but I'll do it. I might draw the line at the pinning of money, though. How about a nice basket?
-t - Jul 13, 2005 11:50:46 am PDT #9647 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That sounds perfect, Kate.
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 11:52:15 am PDT #9648 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We know now that it's not that vampires don't photograph (even in the 50s when cameras still worked via mirrors); it's that they don't photograph well.
Well then, they still wouldn't need picture frames, as what vampire is gonna frame a crappy picture?
Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 11:54:40 am PDT #9649 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
If you'd never seen your vampire self in a mirror, how would you know it was a crappy picture?
And I'm sorry if my comment made anyone feel uncomfortable. I didn't realize it would be taken so generally.
§ ita § - Jul 13, 2005 11:55:48 am PDT #9650 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Besides, maybe they're framing pictures of their prey -- a particularly tasty meal, perhaps.
Burrell - Jul 13, 2005 11:56:57 am PDT #9651 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
sigh. I am going to be eaten by laundry. I better do the folding now, while the baby is asleep.
Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 11:58:00 am PDT #9652 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
if the future Mr. Vortex (wherever the hell he is) has a family or cultural tradition of a money dance, I'll be uncomfortable with it, but I'll do it. I might draw the line at the pinning of money, though. How about a nice basket?
Can we just stuff it down the bosom of your dress?
At the wedding of a friend's sister, I danced with the sister for the dollar dance, and dropped 4 quarters, one by one, down the front of her dress.
That was probably the most tame thing that happened at that wedding, come to think of it.