I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.

Willow ,'First Date'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jun 07, 2005 9:28:01 am PDT #94 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

You can't really have an army of darkness with a thereminist, now can you?

Are you kidding? They would strike terror into the hearts of their enemies mnuch more effectively than bagpipes ever dreamed of doing. They make music out of air!


Nora Deirdre - Jun 07, 2005 9:28:33 am PDT #95 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

aw, that's sweet!

We also wanted to get married on our anniversary, also it would have been a cool date- 5/5/05. Alas, my boss warned me that May would have been a bad time to get away and elope. She was right. It's OK, the wedding anniversary is also on the 5th, and this means we get schmancy dinners twice a year!


brenda m - Jun 07, 2005 9:28:42 am PDT #96 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Can you have one without a thereminist?


Strix - Jun 07, 2005 9:30:45 am PDT #97 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Jon, congrats! That's so cool, sweet, perfect.

Much happiness to you both.


-t - Jun 07, 2005 9:32:19 am PDT #98 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

We also wanted to get married on our anniversary

Us too. That was the impetus for getting married after living together for 6 years, in fact, it was the last time our anniversary was going to be on a weekend for quite a while. But fate had other plans and now we have two anniversaries to remember.


Emily - Jun 07, 2005 9:33:51 am PDT #99 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Er, more math, sorry.

The function f is differentiable on the interval 0 < x < 4. If f(1)=1 and f(3)=7, then for some 1 < c < 3, f'(c) must be equal to:

1, 2, 3, 4, or 6?

I thought I had an answer but was wrong. Anybody?

ETA: Also, 99? Just a cool number.


Jon B. - Jun 07, 2005 9:34:27 am PDT #100 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I want to send a link of that FAQ to all the boys I know and say, "This is how to do it."

I'd really rather not get beaten up repeatedly, thank you very much.


msbelle - Jun 07, 2005 9:34:36 am PDT #101 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

not only does a watched pot never boil, a watched inbox never receives mail.


Emily - Jun 07, 2005 9:35:27 am PDT #102 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Just so you all know, I'm doing math to put off figuring out how to get a count of our faculty as of a date in the past. I'm not sure my brain's sufficiently present.


juliana - Jun 07, 2005 9:36:05 am PDT #103 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

"Don't fear the cereal" was originally going to be the title of Blue Oyster Cult's biggest hit. Then they realized the Grim Reaper was potentially more terrifying than Captain Crunch. True story.

Monty Python's SPAMalot Wins 5, no, 3 Tony Awards

geeks out, dies laughing